Good morning friends!

Today is World Teacher Day. We celebrate those wonderful souls who hover around the poverty line so they can tell your kids they are gay.

Libs of Tik Tok aside, there are many great teachers and I have some stories about those who have impacted my life in a positive way. By that I mean I'll tell you about the hottest teacher in our high school.

I remember where I was when Mark McGwire hit #62. I remember everything about the chase. It was thrilling. This Aaron Judge record chase was manufactured waste.

The Maris family looks like dopes after one of the kids tweeted that Judge is the new homerun king.

My current state of Tennessee is seeing a drop off in students enrolled in college. You wanna know why? College is a scam.