Good Morning Friends!

I sit here today concerned that the Cardinals, after putting together such a lovely season, are going to get dumped by the Phillies this weekend. The petrified of the pitching matchups. The Cardinals haven't hit at all lately. This will be a soul crusher.

My dad has already purchased tickets for Game 4 of the NLDS next weekend. This is pretty much the kiss of death. We are losing.

Speaking of dad, he got a call from a random celeb asking about why Velma is gay.

Apparently "Hocus Pocus" is going to lead to bad things for your kiddos.

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