We open the show with Josh realizing just how fat he is. Since he shaved he can see that he's got multiple chins and no jawline.

You'd think Jilly would help but as it turns out she's just an enabler. She bought Josh some coconut cake today.

Josh is ready to see Deshaun Watson get hammered by the NFL. Josh still doesn't think the Texans were as big of a problem as they are being made out to have been.

The gang watches a clip of the new "Beavis and Butt-Head". It's hysterical. Now Josh needs to steal someone's Paramount + log in.

Josh was mentioned in a Crossing Broad story about Missanelli yesterday. This wouldn't matter if not for the fact they shared the story about Missanelli's brother calling the show. Josh recalls how great of a day this was.