Jits & Tits

Jits & Tits

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Jits & Tits episodes

  • #203 Bite Down

     In this episode of the Jits and Tits podcast, we dive into the risks of pirating fights—are the savings worth the potential headaches? Plus, we unpack the phrase "if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying" and where it really applies. Remy gives us the lowdown on his wedding plans—does a hunting theme take it too far? All that and so much more, with plenty of laughs and hot takes along the way! 

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    2 hr 4 min
  • # 202 Down Some

     In this episode, we dive into Terry G’s poker night, complete with delicious beer and an odd surplus of jelly donuts. Find out how a family kitchen makeover caused Remy to bail on the podcast and what we really think about 7-Eleven’s hot food options—like the taquitos, hot dogs, pizza slices, and those mysterious cheeseburger bites on the rollers next to the register. Tune in for the madness—this one’s all over the place in the best way. 

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    1 hr 45 min
  • #201 If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle

    In this week’s episode of Jits and Tits, the boys dive into the ultimate debate: Brotox or no thanks—should you just age gracefully? We’re also calling out the chest hair warriors—if it looks like a Persian carpet under your gi, maybe reconsider that rash guard. Meanwhile, it’s heating up in Cali (literally), and after learning how much you can make in pickleball, we’re suddenly reconsidering our career choices. Plus, plenty more laughs, hot takes, and off-the-mat banter to keep you entertained.

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    2 hr 1 min
  • #200 Milk Daddy

     This week, we’re tackling the real issues—like how moving furniture isn’t exactly brain surgery. Sometimes, you just toss it in the truck and pray the straps hold. Then we dive into the controversial world of singlets: are they peak athletic fashion or the reason spandex should have limits? We also ask the important question—why isn’t comedy a bigger part of BJJ? And let’s not forget the glory of sushi nights, where soy sauce is spilled and friendships are tested. Tune in for laughs, debates, and everything in between! 

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    2 hr 20 min
  • #199 Low Hanging Ornaments

     This week, we’re diving into the wild world of gym culture—grunting? Acceptable. Wearing a shirt that says “2 Seater”? Absolute legend. We also tackle one of life’s most polarizing questions: Do you pull into a parking space, or are you a back-it-in kind of person? (Spoiler: we’re judging either way.)  And since it’s the season of giving, we break down the best (and worst) gifts while sprinkling in a hefty dose of Christmas chaos. Strap in—it’s festive, funny, and just a little bit ridiculous. 

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    2 hr 32 min
  • #198 Merry Hangover

     This week, we’re breaking down the fine art of people-watching—because sometimes the best show isn’t on stage; it’s sitting across the room. We’re bringing back classic mama jokes, because they never miss, and  why do tiny ears on a big head feel so...wrong? Might be nature's funniest design. Add in some totally unnecessary debates and a few stories we probably shouldn’t be sharing, and you’ve got an episode that’s just as chaotic as it sounds. 

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    2 hr 3 min
  • #197 Big Daddys

     This week, we’re breaking down life’s real struggles: why is every live band at a restaurant cranked to 11? You shouldn’t need a megaphone just to ask for the ketchup. Then, we dive into the universal truth of neck braces: do they scream "I’m injured" or "I’m finessing my insurance company"? Finally, raccoons—the cutest little trash pandas you’ll ever meet—are on the agenda. They’re adorable, but they’re also tiny burglars with bad attitudes. Plus, plenty more laughs and nonsense. 

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    2 hr 29 min
  • #196 Flaky Legs

     In this episode we talk about how Babylegs pulled the ultimate disappearing act with a no-call, no-show for the podcast (probably too busy ghosting his other commitments). Meanwhile, we relive the agony of holding in a road-trip-level piss—an Olympic sport nobody asked for. Oh, and farts? Always funny, especially when delivered by the stealthy silent assassin. To top it off, we discuss the rare unicorn of style: a chick confidently rocking a lowerdecky. It’s a rollercoaster of nonsense, laughs, and questionable life choices—don’t miss it! 

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    2 hr 21 min
  • #195 Gobblemethis

     This one’s got it all: the mystery of random boners, the chaos of Friendsgiving, and the ultimate wrestling debate—does having no legs give you an advantage on the mat? We also tackle the life-altering experience of having someone vacuum crumbs off your shirt (is this luxury or rock bottom?), and of course, plenty more unhinged nonsense. It’s wild, it’s weird, and it’s the kind of episode you’ll regret missing. So grab your headphones, maybe a snack (but watch those crumbs), and tune in for the madness! 

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    2 hr 17 min
  • #194 The Dink Dynasty

     In this hilarious episode, we dive into the chaotic reality of guys’ group chats—where outrageous conversations live, and 99% of it should never see the light of day. We also expose the dark side of long bathroom breaks (pro tip: feeling in your legs is underrated), and ask the real question—how did college kids get the superpower to party like their livers are optional? Oh, and metal detecting? Yeah, we’re calling it now: not the side hustle of the future. Strap in for another round of unfiltered chaos, because this episode is full of takes we probably shouldn’t have shared either. 

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    2 hr 21 min

About Jits & Tits

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Welcome to the Jits & Tits podcast. We are a group of friends who train jiujitsu, shoot the shit and cover everything from jiujitsu lifestyle, current events, guy talk and of course tits!