Jivanka's ASMR

Jivanka's ASMR

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Jivanka's ASMR episodes

  • Anteater Rectum for Dinner

    ASMR 424 puts you to sleep with the dulcet tones of his voice as he puts Jivanka to sleep from his bedside cage.  

    Today we discuss:

    • Cage Origins
    • Happy Birthday YouTube
    • Mikey Caputo recommends a delicacy 
      • 10 min
    • Bowling is Back!

      MAGA ASMR is here to put you to bed!  I'm President Trump's ASMR Guru and I'm recording my thoughts so that you can go to bed listening to the same information that puts him to sleep.  Today we talk about:

      • Nerds love testing
      • Kim Jong Un is dead
      • Bowling is back in the great state of Georgia
        • 10 min
      • -$37 a Barrel

        ASMR 424 puts Jivanka to bed with unedited thoughts about the world.  Today we discuss:

        • Protests against the democrats to take back America
        • All Americans are getting rich barrel
        • The Last Dance:  The mid 90s were great but today is better
          • 8 min
        • MAGA ASMR has taken over!

          The MAGA ASMR guru has taken over for ASMR 424.  He is too liberal and we'll now share responsibilities to provide a balanced view of world events while putting you, Jivanka and President Trump to sleep.  

          Today we talk about:

          • What does Presidential ultimate power look like?
          • China keeps lying
          • 22 million unemployed
          • Wisconsin Election  Results
            • 10 min
          • I'm back and I'm patient zero!

            Jivanka's ASMR Guru is back from Wuhan.  I beat the Coronavirus and I'm hear to put you to sleep.  

            Today we discuss:

            •  where I've been
            •  declining pollution is a bad thing
            • what countries are getting false praise
            • the death of education
              • 13 min
            • Build the .........MOAT!?

              I'm a huge supporter of the wall.  (Yes that wall, but keep reading and listening.)  Let me offer an alternative that should please both conservatives and liberals alike.  

              11 min

            About Jivanka's ASMR

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            A podcast about anything and everything produced by the ASMR Guru for Jivanka.