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Playing video games by yourself is miserable. Friends make everything better but getting them is a challenge in itself. Join us this week as Lebron and Cyber advocate for leaving your house and talking to other humans face to face so you can both sit in the front of the computer and drool in unison.

Imagine living in a world where you pay 1000 dollars just to have a device that will let you browse the internet only to be subjected to ads at every step of the user experience. We all know its a necessary evil to generate revenue for businesses, but the mobile phone user experience is ruined by most of the ads put in place. Join us this week as Lebron redpills the audience on why advertisers are trying to suck the life force out of every zoomer using snapchat.

Birthdays are lame and everyone knows it. Enjoy them while you can because that number known as age never stops going up and there's only disappointment and painful joints waiting for you. Join us this week as Lebron and Cyber talk about getting older and why its never a good idea. Don't get old its awful.

New Cover art done by our good friend Ekky.

Commuting sure is boring. Have you ever left your house to go to work only to somehow teleport to your work's parking lot? Looks like you forgot the drive to work. Join us this week as Lebron and Cyber discuss how Lebron almost dies on a daily basis on his drive to work. Don't forget to get your vaccination, Lebron did it and he only had explosive diarrhea twice. It is not that bad.

In this episode Lebron and Cyber briefly go over why you should reconsider if you work a job that makes you want to hit yourself at the end of the day. Perhaps if you're not being paid enough for the levels of the stress you're experiencing, it is time to move. The rest of the episode is relaxing small talk. Thank you for listening.

Intro by jimmy cowman - https://soundcloud.com/jimmy-cowman

Are you still isolated from the extended corona virus lockdown? Lebron and Cyber have you covered this week. You can pretend that you have friends and listen to our two hosts and a special guest talk about nothing important for the next hour and a half. Apologies for the late upload! See you next time everyone.

Intro by Jimmy Cowman - https://soundcloud.com/jimmy-cowman

I'm not trying to start a new world war but I think it needs to be said. Rei is best girl and Asuka is only for people without standards. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm sorry but you're probably a normal well adjusted person. Join us this week as Lebron and Cyber dive into incel behavior as they discuss the things only a deprived man can get into.

Intro by Jimmy Cowman - https://soundcloud.com/jimmy-cowman

Side chicks were all the rage a few years ago, but those guys were suckers. Why would you spend money on two girlfriends when one already costs so much. The new thing to do is to have two jobs. Don't you love working a grueling 40 hours at work only to go home and knit sweaters for your etsy store so some grandma can buy it for 20$. Join us this week as Lebron and Cyber talk about the wonders of having a "side hustle".

Intro by Jimmy Cowman - https://soundcloud.com/jimmy-cowman

It is a well known fact that gamers are an oppressed minority. Buttcoin miners have taken a position of power with the rise of cryptocurrency and are kicking gamers to the curb. It is near impossible to buy a new graphics card at retail price. How are we going to play the latest and greatest waifu simulator at 240 fps if we can't afford that 1200$ asking price from an ebay scalper.

Join us this week as Lebron and Cyber talk about the graphics card supply problem, as well as tips and tricks on how to get your gaming fix on a non existent budget.

New Podcast Intro done by James Cowman. - Check him out!

https://soundcloud.com/jimmy-cowman

It is a well known fact that every hiring manager will throw away half of received resumes. They don't want to hire unlucky people. Thankfully for our guest this week, he made the literal cut and enjoys the life of receiving his weekly minion meme in his work email. Join Lebron and Cyber this week as we sit down and talk about the wonders of low level IT work.