Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days

3. Family Ornaments

It's all unraveling and we're only three episodes in to The 25 Days of Joemas! Today's movie was one Joe really, really did not like. It's the family-friendly, childhood trauma-focused, be-careful-what-you-wish-for holiday adventure, "Family Ornaments" (2023)!

Meet Meredith! She's one of the most unlikeable protagonists we've met yet! She's an awful sister, mean wife, invasive mom, and all-around self-serving person! She at least seemed to be an okay daughter. Good for her dead mom, I guess. Oh yeah, her mom just died. Meredith buys a mystery ornament from a mystery German and accidentally kills her whole family because they won't follow her rules. That's the gist of the movie and I'm not kidding. Merry Christmas!

The episdoes are somehow getting longer. What's wrong with Joe? Why is he talking so much? Maybe you'll figure it out by listening to this, the third episode of THE 25 DAYS OF JOEMAS!

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2. Mistletoe Time Machine

Welcome to the second episode of The 25 Days of Joemas! Today's celebration of Joemas centers on the high school time travel good time (don't focus too much on the trauma), "Mistletoe Time Machine" (2022)!

Ishani, Mei-Ling, and Taijah were high school best friends. They were also a part of the confusingly popular band, SQUAD 3D! That is, they were until the events of the Holiday Showdown! One passed out, one threw up, and one attacked a woman. They also stopped being friends. It was pretty crazy! Anyway, 14 years later none of them are happy and they're tricked by a creepy Santa to travel back in time and fix their problems.

Listen to Joe talk about a movie for longer than the movie lasts. Yes, for the second episode in a row. It's too long. He doesn't know what's happening. Maybe you can figure it out if you listen to this, the second episode of THE 25 DAYS OF JOEMAS!

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1. Christmas Lucky Charm

It's a the first episode of a new series! Welcome to The 25 Days of Joemas! It's not as many as 60 movies! Joe explains in this episode what's going on! Lastly, Joe watches a movie that's fine, but also sort of bad, "Christmas Lucky Charm" (2022)!

Poor Jessica! All of her exes get married right after she breaks up with them. Is she cursed? Or is she a lucky charm for them? Maybe both! Actually, it's neither! It's neither!

Listen to Joe talk for genuinely longer than the movie lasts. Listen to him go nuts about an hour in. Listen to him try, in this, the first episode of THE 25 DAYS OF JOEMAS!

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61. Love's Sweet Recipe

Joe accidentally watches a movie that's not a Christmas movie, "Love's Sweet Recipe" (2021)!

Why is there another episode? How did this happen? Well, Joe made a mistake and decided to make the most out of it!

Listen to Joe talk about a movie that has nothing to do with Christmas in this, the sixty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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60. Christmas Song

Joe watches a movie not actually about a Christmas song, "Christmas Song" (2012)!

One of the things Joe has noticed in his endless journey through the endless morass of Christmas movies is that they often feature main characters that are absolutely detestable! This movie is no different! Find this one on Youtube and regret you watched it just like Joe!

Listen to Joe brings things to a conclusion in this, the sixtieth and FINAL episode of season 3 of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVEIS IN 60 DAYS!

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59. A Very Corgi Christmas

Joe watches the dog movie that's not as much about a dog as the title implies, "A Very Corgi Christmas" (2019)!

I'm thinking about this now, for the first time, but this movie is never really about a dog. Yes, there is a dog in it, but it's not what the movie is about at all. It's about a woman who works too much learning to appreciate her family and Christmas. The dog is just incidental! What a scam!

Listen to admit his failings and feel bad in this, the fifty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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58. Love You Like Christmas

Joe watches a movie that could have been made by pulling Christmas movie tropes out of a hat, "Love You Like Christmas" (2016)!

When Big City Maddie finds herself in Small Town Christmas Valley, what in the heck is going to happen? If you guessed change the lives almost everyone in that town while also falling in love with a Christmas tree farmer and his daughter, you'd be right! But you have earned no prize!

Listen to Joe run through the motions (much like this movie) in this, the fifty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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57. Lucky Christmas

Joe watches a movie about a good guy with an awful friend, Lucky Christmas (2011)!

Mike is a good guy, but he has a friend who is just the worst. This movie does not focus nearly enough on just how gross his friend is. Instead, we're supposed to focus on nice Holly who wins the lottery, but then has her car stolen. Fine, if you insist!

Listen to Joe falling apart as he nears the end in this, the fifty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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56. Silent Night, Bloody Nighty

Joe and his pal Rusty watch the WILD Christmas horror movie, "Silent Night, Bloody Night" (1972)!

It's the conclusion to the Silent Night saga as Rusty returns with his last selection. Neither guy was ready for what they were about to see. This movie is, visually, awful and almost indecipherable at times. The sound is often muffled. It's a mess! And, yet, it is so very watchable. Join the boys for a wild ride!

Listen to Joe and Rusty talk about questionable nudity, way too many birds, and a movie that has nothing to do with Christmas in this, the fifty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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55. Snow

Joe watches the wacky family comedy, "Snow" (2004)!

This is a very kooky movie! Nick Snowden is the son of the previous Santa and he's ready for his first year as the man in the red suit. Unfortunately, one of his reindeer has gone missing?! This leads Nick on a journey to California where he finds more than his reindeer... he finds love.

Joe reckons with a movie that's kind of silly, but not bad at all in this, the fifty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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