Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days

56. Holiday Switch

Joe watches the just plum terrible and boring life-switch movie Holiday Switch (2007)!

Paula hates her life and is satisfied taking it out on her family. One day, she crawls through her dryer and finds herself in a new, perfect life. She also hates that one. Then she learns a lesson. Whatever.

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55. Christmas Every Day

Joe watches the 90's time loop Christmas movie, Christmas Every Day (1996)!

Since Billy hates Christmas, imagine how much he'll hate having to live through Christmas every day! All of the repetition jokes of Groundhog Day without any of the philosophy!

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54. Secrets in the Snow

Joe watches the Breakfast Club for the unfortunate folks, Secrets in the Snow (2012)!

There's a snow storm and six kids must stay at the school all night! They learn each other's secrets! It's an amateurish movie of astronomical proportions! Come for the awful dialogue, stay for the terrible audio!

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53. Guess Who's Coming to Christmas

Joe watches the rocker-learns-the-meaning-of-life film, Guess Who's Coming to Christmas (2013)!

When Kelly wins a contest for any wish, she gets her former fave singer Dax to stay with her family for the week of Christmas! Can Dax learn the true meaning of Christmas and be swayed by her reverend father to go to church? Probably!

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52. The Farmer and the Belle

Joe watches a goofy movie about TRUE BEAUTY AND ITS LOCATION (THE INSIDE), The Farmer and The Belle: Saving Santaland (2020)!

Belle and Josh were friends when they were little until her mom got in the way! Fast-forward 25 years and they're reunited! The end! Oh, and there's a bracelet.

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51. A Very Cool Christmas

Joe watches the silly time capsule of a movie, A Very Cool Christmas (2004).

Lindsay tells Santa he's too ugly for love, offers to give him a makeover and then she smooches the hottest boy in school. It might be a little more complicated than that, but not by much!

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50. 12 Disasters

Joe watches the absolutely bonkers Christmas disaster movie, 12 Disasters!

You remember 2012? You remember when people were worried about the Mayan apocalypse? Well, here's a movie that tried to take advantage of the fad and tie it into "The 12 Days of Christmas"! It's not good!

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49. A Christmas Kiss II

Joe watches the complicated movie made too simple (or the simple movie made too complicated), A Christmas Kiss II!

Jenna's kissed in an elevator by Cooper without permission. They agree it was swell and fall in love. The end? Kind of! There's also a fake boyfriend, a sorta girlfriend, and Helmut!

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48. The Christmas Bunny

Joe watches the really sad family film, The Christmas Bunny (2010)!

Scott and Patti foster Julia, a kid who has had a terrible childhood. The only thing she responds to is her videotape copy of The Velveteen Rabbit. That is, until she finds a real bunny of her own to take care of! It's mostly depressing!

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47. Merry Kissmas

Joe watches a real dumb one, Merry Kissmas (2015).

Kayla is engaged to a complete jerk. She then meets a nice guy. They kiss and have a very good time. Will she break up with her jerky fiance and get with the nice guy?????

Listen to Joe struggle to get through yet another piece of crap in this, the forty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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