Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days

An angry Joe watches the awful, terrible, no-good, very bad movie Holiday in Handcuffs (2007).

Trudy kidnaps David at gunpoint and forces him to pretend to be her boyfriend while visiting her awful parents. It's a romantic comedy!

What does a mixture of rage and indifference sound like? Find out in this, the twentieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

19. The Christmas Calendar

Joe unboxes* the 2017 unexpected mystery, The Christmas Calendar.

A mystery gives Emily the gift of a Christmas Calendar! Each day, a new clue is opened leading to the giver's true identity! Follow along as Emily decides which dude in town she thinks it is! There are a lot of characters in this movie and they all appear quite frequently!

Who wants to smooch Emily? Who turns out to be a cartoonish villain? Find out in this, the nineteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

*this is REALLY FUNNY if you've seen the movie

Joe unboxes* the 2017 unexpected mystery, The Christmas Calendar.

A mystery gives Emily the gift of a Christmas Calendar! Each day, a new clue is opened leading to the giver's true identity! Follow along as Emily decides which dude in town she thinks it is! There are a lot of characters in this movie and they all appear quite frequently!

Who wants to smooch Emily? Find out in this, the nineteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

*this is REALLY FUNNY if you've seen the movie

18. A Little Christmas Business

Joe watches the 2013 fever dream A Little Christmas Business.

Look, this movie is inexplicable. Watch the trailer and see for yourself what sort of movie I watched for this gosh darn podcast. Daniel Baldwin plays Donny, a guy who is too busy for life. I guess he learns a lesson? You tell me.

It's just so weird.

Join Joe on a journey of the soul as he unpacks all of this nonsense on this, the eighteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

Joe watches the 2013 fever dream A Little Christmas Business.

Look, this movie is inexplicable. Watch the trailer and see for yourself what sort of movie I watched for this gosh darn podcast. Daniel Baldwin plays Donny, a guy who is too busy for life. I guess he learns a lesson? You tell me.

It's just so weird.

Join Joe on a journey of the soul as he unpacks all of this nonsense on this, the eighteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

17. Christmas Twister

Seeking a change of pace, Joe watches Christmas Twister (2012)!

It's the Christmas season in Texas (and, presumably, elsewhere)! It's also tornado season?! How is that possible? Find out in a movie barely about Christmas and actually much more about climate change! (Who would watch Climate Change Twister?)

(That sounds like a board game.)

How happy does a movie filled to the gills with on-screen title cards make Joe? Find out in this, the eighteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

Seeking a change of pace, Joe watches Christmas Twister (2012)!

It's the Christmas season in Texas (and, presumably, elsewhere)! It's also tornado season?! How is that possible? Find out in a movie barely about Christmas and actually much more about climate change! (Who would watch Climate Change Twister?)

How happy does a movie filled to the gills with on-screen title cards make Joe? Find out in this, the eighteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

16. Christmas Angel

Joe watched a movie called Christmas Angel (2009) and that's pretty much the sum of it.

It's a movie about a sad lady learning to be less sad by doing nice things for people without any cost to herself. There's also a really sarcastic guy who is unenjoyable. If that doesn't sell you on this picture, nothing will! Joe didn't care of it! Don't watch it!

Listen to Joe, listen to the rain, listen to a description of a boring movie! All that and more in this, the sixteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

Joe watched a movie called Christmas Angel (2009) and that's pretty much the sum of it.

It's a movie about a sad lady learning to be less sad by doing nice things for people without any cost to herself. There's also a really sarcastic guy who is unenjoyable.

Listen to Joe, listen to the rain, listen to a description of a boring movie! All that and more in this, the sixteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

15. Finding Father Christmas

Joe joins the search in the 2016 movie Finding Father Christmas!

Have you wondered what a Christmas movie mystery would be like? Joe did and that's how he found this movie! Unfortunately, it's not really a mystery movie! It's more of a "characters don't know what's going on oh now they do" movie!

Find out how many parents die in this movie when you listen to this, the fifteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!