Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days

56. Silent Night, Bloody Nighty

Joe and his pal Rusty watch the WILD Christmas horror movie, "Silent Night, Bloody Night" (1972)!

It's the conclusion to the Silent Night saga as Rusty returns with his last selection. Neither guy was ready for what they were about to see. This movie is, visually, awful and almost indecipherable at times. The sound is often muffled. It's a mess! And, yet, it is so very watchable. Join the boys for a wild ride!

Listen to Joe and Rusty talk about questionable nudity, way too many birds, and a movie that has nothing to do with Christmas in this, the fifty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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55. Snow

Joe watches the wacky family comedy, "Snow" (2004)!

This is a very kooky movie! Nick Snowden is the son of the previous Santa and he's ready for his first year as the man in the red suit. Unfortunately, one of his reindeer has gone missing?! This leads Nick on a journey to California where he finds more than his reindeer... he finds love.

Joe reckons with a movie that's kind of silly, but not bad at all in this, the fifty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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54. Fit for Christmas

Joe watches a movie with two awful lead characters, "Fit for Christmas (2022)"!

Audrey teaches fitness classes. Griffin works for a mega-ski resort company. They meet. They are very mean to each other. Then they fall in love. It's not fun!

Listen to Joe detest characters to a degree that shocked even him in this, the fifty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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53. A Christmas for the Books

Joe watches a movie with a character he hates so much, it's embarrassing, "A Christmas for the Books" (2018)!

When love expert Joanna gets the job opportunity of her life! The only catch is they expect her to have a boyfriend! Why? Because she's a liar. Watch Joanna continue to lie while also being incredibly arrogant until she's not and we're supposed to like her.

Have fun with Joe as he continues to mentally deteriorate in this, the fifty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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52. Christmas Scavenger Hunt

Joe watches the promising yet infuriating flick "Christmas Scavenger Hunt" (2019)!

When Belinda has to go back home to crush dreams, she accidentally joins the annual Christmas Scavenger Hunt! What follows is a nonsensical series of events that only serve to make Joe mad the more they go on. Merry Christmas!

Joe dies a little inside on this, the fifty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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Joe watches the time-jumping flick about a promise between children, The Christmas Pact (2018)!

51. The Christmas Pact

Two kids make a promise to meet every Christmas Eve and pay tribute to a special Christmas tree. That sounds crazy when you read it back. We follow them as they become teens, adults, and then... older adults. It's a Christmas journey!

Listen to Joe judge fictional children's Christmas lists in this, the fifty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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50. Hometown Christmas

Joe watches a movie that couldn't have a more generic title, Hometown Christmas (2018)!

When Noelle moves back home to Louisiana just in time for Christmas, she runs into a ghost from her past she never expected: her ex, Nick! Before you know it, they are ready to smooch! Plus, there's a Nativity play! Merry Christmas!

Joe's getting back out there and finding true love in this, the fiftieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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49. Christmas Lost and Found

Joe watches the movie about a jerk who loses her ornaments, Christmas Lost and Found (2018)!

When Whitney loses her grandmother's precious ornaments, she lies about it! There's also a guy who likes her and she makes him feel bad about it! She's just a jerk! That's Joe's big takeaway from this okay film.

Listen to Joe question the logic behind the missing ornaments in this, the forty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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48. Silent Night

Joe and Rusty saddle up to tackle another movie, "Silent Night" (2002)!

Rusty returns to the podcast with another movie called "Silent Night"! This one is a quaint tale of war! When soldiers from opposing sides find themselves in the same cabin on Christmas Eve, they learn about each other as well as the magic of pineapple pudding! A fine film for the whole family (minus the gore)!

Listen to Joe and Rusty spend as much time talking about trailers as they do the movie in this, the forty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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47. Snowball Effect

Joe watches the movie about dueling meteorologists that's not really about meteorologists, Snowball Effect (2022)!

When two weather forecasting rivals find themselves competing for a new job, you know what happens? They forget about the job and try to bring Christmas back to a small town? You got it! They also fall in love!

Listen to Joe get very angry about lessons in this movie in this, the forty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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