David Chimusoro slides into a girl's DMs and promptly slides back out.

Chris Siemer loses everything, but regains a bunch of new things.

Katlin McFee explains what the deal is with cystic fibrosis.

Travis Kempton learns the hard way that police officers aren't as chill about identity theft as he originally had thought.

Mitch Brinkman falls in love and gets his heartbroken by the sexiest Bob Ross in the north side of Chicago.

Phil Herbruck explains how God works in mysterious and painful ways.

Kyle Jeffers has just the medicine for self-medicating oneself.

Lloyd tells us how to repress emotional and physical pain until the weekend.

Iain tells us which drugs not to do specifically.

Joe and Joe get to the bottom of what it means to be alive.