John Oliver Voice

We discusses the Trump administration’s promise to deport one million immigrants, what the follow through on that promise looks like in practice, what the actual rules are about masked police arresting civilians across the country, and some stuff about filmmaker Dean Cain. It’s ok, you can Google him, we don’t expect you to recognize the name.

We discusses the right-wing personalities who are now in charge of the FBI, the White House’s disastrous meeting with Volodymyr Zelenskyy, and why tipping is more complicated and fraught than you might realize.

We discusses the prevalence of police chases, why the risks involved can massively outweigh the benefits, and why everyone with a broken taillight needs to go get their laundry out of the dryer. Seriously, stop reading this and go get your clothes. They’ve been in there for days. We’re trying to help you. 

We discusses Jeffrey Epstein’s emails about Donald Trump, the vital role public media plays in the lives of many Americans, and some absolutely essential questions about a squirrel named Peapod.

We discusses the vital role public media plays in the lives of many Americans, how the Trump Administration’s massive budget cuts could impact those Americans directly, and why Mr. Bean is the greatest British comedian in history. Ya, that’s right, Rowan “Mr. Bean” Atkinson.

We discusses Zohran Mamdani’s victory in New York City’s mayoral race, how you can legally wind up in prison for murder without actually killing anyone, and why someone needs to bring up Andrew Cuomo’s AI ads. Especially the Schoolhouse Rock one. What was that about.

We discusses felony murder, a way you can wind up in prison for murder without actually killing anyone, and why Cillian Murphy won an Oscar, not his parents whose hot Irish sex led to his existence. Those last two things are related. We swear.

We discusses the government shutdown in the U.S., and how it’s related to both a crisis of food insecurity and surging healthcare costs. Then, he explains why the risks involved in police chases massively outweigh the benefits. Also, he details how J.D. Vance killed the last Pope. He did. He killed the last Pope. And no, we don’t have any “evidence.” But it’s so obvious, you shouldn’t need any.

We discusses the many bold moves Donald Trump made over the past week, from remodeling the White House to ordering military strikes without congressional approval. Then, John outlines what Medicare Advantage is, why it basically has all the pitfalls of private insurance, and whether or not Alan should sign up for it. Yes, we’re talking to you, Alan

We discusses the Air Bud franchise for the third time, including some surprising revelations about both the financing and production schedule for the newest Air Bud film.