The show closes the week by reviewing surveillance footage of producer John slamming his fingers in a door and taking a hard fall, with Lance Reisland breaking down the "footwork" of his tumble in mock coaching analysis while Anthony Lima recaps the fallout, including a torn shoe and mangled fingers. The tribute shifts to a genuine sendoff for video coordinator Joey, who is leaving the station to become a wide receivers coach at Kenyon College, with Reisland offering him career advice about embracing the always-on lifestyle of coaching and treating every job like his last. Lima and Reisland reminisce about Joey's contributions to the show before wishing him well, name-checking Brandon Staley's rise from John Carroll to the NFL as an example of what's possible.