The final chat of the series is on the golf course. John plays golf whilst Tony drinks Bailey's. Tony feeds a Kestrel, they have a reflective chat on a commemorative bench and the Bailey's kicks in. 

"Sometimes you live and you don't learn anything at all" -  TONY 

Original Score and Editing by BLE. 

With football edging closer to a return John & Tony are feeling rusty and are hoping to have their old jobs back, so decide to audition themselves. Orginal Score from BLE with Cello from Ben Cashell. 

This week John & Tony look back at Tony's spell commentating at Setanta, and his time in anger management and John still hasn't forgiven Nicky Butt.

John tries to get in touch with Damien Duff to put the altercation with Tony to bed. Enhanced / Makes more sense, if you've listened to EP 4: D*ck Donkey.

This week John & Tony struggle with commentator rust ( to get their words out correctly), they create an advert for Football and John reveals a dark night eating Goulash with the Arnautovic Family in Vienna. 

John and Tony question and answer session sees John reveal his infidelity and Tony reveal his love for Taxidermy. 

This week John and Tony look back on the 2005 Champions League Final, Tony revisits a heated exchange with ex Chelsea winger Damien Duff and John tries to quell Tony's excessive lockdown boozing. 

John & Tony this week talk pride vs shame, Zidane's infamous headbutt in 2006 and John's spell as a biker.

John and Tony's lockdown chat this week sees John reveal his envy for Tony in the 03/04 season, Tony's relationship with his son and leaving a silence in a phone call. 

Original Score by BLE. 

John & Tony's first chat during the lockdown sees them discuss John's favourite type of potatoes, Tony's similarities game and the global goal we all want to see scored.

Orginal score by BLE