In this episode you’ll hear me say:  Beautiful creatures, writhing hippies, keep your eyes on the water, not Gene Wilder, OK I had sex, my phone never lies, sneaked not snuck, her rear, you try it, race music, stand there & unzip.

In this episode you’ll hear me say:  Like a cloud, petulant snit, women lost their minds, tiny cop car chasing a frog, potted plant feel, lick my love pump, hot mermaid with a skull head.

In this episode you’ll hear me say:  A physical thing, this is gonna kill me, a big man, like smoke, suddenly miserable, vicious family, I sued ‘em, this is nuts, trash cans falling down the stairs.

In this episode you’ll hear me say:  Fun to climb on, the big a-hole, scratchy thing, pushed it out into the fjord, fast moving  heavyweight, spark & dookie, tats & vapes, a big thing that sits there, tripping my brains out, hallucinated all over Jimi, ruminate on that.

In this episode you’ll hear me say:  What it is is, strap in for this, stone deaf, listen to my ears, sex mouse, lay bare that patch, don’t copy me.

In this episode you’ll hear me say:  Not only checkered, blue collar musicians, kick my guitar, born white, cowards, resonator tube, nailed down tight, keep your ass up, perfect little song, not dead air, women were men, a golden touch, suffering in silence, ran away and threw up.

In this episode you’ll hear me say:  Homemade tats, there ARE stupid questions, step first, big bathroom, what a maroon, badeekaboomboomwack, just sing the damn melody, deep funk, double you double you double you, because I’m the daddy, doesn’t make sense but it works.

In this episode you’ll hear me say:  Drone string, spark & dookie, that’s French, horrible hangover, total a-hole, big blond bouncers, a gun goin’ off, thanks pretty much, you are gonna get lucky.

In this episode you’ll hear me say:  Yucking it up, never really cared, using the whole neck, chunky monkey, that stuff is greasy, lost their minds, sufficiently strange, Paul could get up there, they ran out of cats, wunky, beans and franks out ma face.

In this episode you’ll hear me say:  We who are about to clam, another dead guy, they got a thing, strum frantically, I don’t know to what, I would hate them, wide skank, you’re a crappy driver, the love left the room, you’re in a cave, you go with the odds, hit by a train […]