Besides great music you’ll hear me call you a jazzophobe, acknowledge the terrors of existence, discuss shopping for pot, call you a troglodyte, and advise that you listen to the bone.

Besides great music you’ll hear me resent you rushing me, describe Garibaldi’s body, and reflect on how not all young people are drunken idiots.

Besides great music you’ll hear me implicitly disparage Linda Ronstadt, discuss how a guy I know (Nick Hernandez) got the nickname He Ain’t Right, how comical white boys rattling their cars with hiphop are, the realization that Nashville musicians are not goobers, flying guns, Annie Lennox taking today’s singers back to school, and my inexplicable […]

Besides great music, hear me talk about the wonderful wonderment of people actually clapping on the beat, women losing their minds, being happy in the pocket, some guy’s leg falling off, how you have to like work, the choice between romance and size, how pain makes you not care, how asking what someone does for […]

You’re walking through the mall, The Little Drummer Boy comes on, and you want to kill yourself. These Christmas songs will bring you back to your senses.

For this episode my musical research led me to Emma Goldman who was deported from this country for her drastic political activism, and Joe Hill who was, for all intents and purposes, executed for his, right here in the good ol’ USA. I also talk about how I rolled my dad’s car and what I […]

Opening screwup. Wikipedia rant. Is New Orleans food the best in the world? Elvis Presley owns up that he got it all from Black music. Fats invented rock. I had drinks with Rod Stewart. If you’re not famous then shut up about how famous people handle fame. Baby On Board signs are stupid. “I pick […]

In this episode I rant about holding a mic, beginning the answer to a question with “so”, the notion that Duane Allman was the king of slide guitar, and other peeves.

In this episode you’ll hear the following series of sounds come from my mouth:  Feel free to repent, spark & dooky, please tattoo me, strap your brain in, as if it would which it wouldn’t, not jazz jazz, bulls demolish people.

In this episode you’ll hear me say:  knock it out of the city, yikes-a-pooty, bones in his nose, something’s not quite right, get out of the water, cruel sensual mouth, spooky sea lion.