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"Learning about Johnny Appleseed and his contributions. Alright, orchard enthusiasts: after each of the 5 jokes and a special joke for mom or dad, you've got five seconds to harvest the correct answer. Ready to get fruity and uncover the sweet humor of nature?

1st Joke: Why did the apple go to the therapist?

2nd Joke: Why didn't the apple cross the road?

3rd Joke: What did the apple say to the worm?

4th Joke: Why are apples never lonely?

5th Joke: What type of apple isn't an apple?

Today's Riddle: I'm not a fruit, but I spread seeds and joy, in orchards and tales, every girl and boy. What am I?

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