DON'T SHOOT UP ROWAN, JOJO IS CRASH DIETING, WAKE UP CALLS SUCK, AND THE EMMYS ARE STILL A THING???

CHILI SEASON IS BACK, THE ROYAL FAMILY IS DYSFUNCTIONAL, JAIL REALLY SUCKS, AND HARVARD HATES ASIANS

OHHHHHHHH.....THE QUEEN IS DEAD!!!!!!

GAVIN ROSSDALE IS A COOKING HOST, SCOTTY'S LITTLE GUY IS ALREADY FAILING 4TH GRADE AFTER 2 DAYS, THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL VIEWING IS A MESS, AND THE GAME OF THRONES PREQUEL MIGHT BE A DISASTER

HARRY STYLES IS A SPITTER, JOJO'S HOUSE IS THE ROYAL RUMBLE, JOE BIDEN IS HYPED UP, AND BUS STOP RULES

ALICE COOPER IS TAKING OVER AC, OZZY LOVES FOOTBALL, SCOTTY WILL BE ATTACKED BY WOLVES, AND JOJO'S WIFE WANTS A YOUNG DUDE

FANTASY FOOTBALL IS DUMB, KIDS MENUS ARE NOW EXPENSIVE, GRAMDMA'S CAR WAS A BEAST, AND BATHROOM KEYS GONE MISSING

DOLLY PARTON IS AN ANGEL, SCOTTY WAS ATTACKED BY A RAT, RELIGIOUS PEOPLE LIKE TO BANG, AND WOODSTOCK 99 WAS AWESOME.

KANE IS A MAYOR, THERE'S ALWAYS A BULLY, DALLAS WAS AWESOME, AND MOUNTAIN DEW IS TRASH

MUNSTERS ARE BACK, RADIO CONTROLLED BOATS ARE DUMB, SCOTTY'S LITTLE GUY IS GOING TO SLEEP REHAB, AND SLEEPY JOE IS HEADED TO PHILLY