JoJo's Bizarre Explainer

JoJo's Bizarre Explainer

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JoJo's Bizarre Explainer episodes

  • S03E40: The Deadliest Roomba
    This episode continues our track record of loving Vanilla Ice, but even we have to admit that dude is out of line and terrifying. There continues to be no better description of how Vanilla Ice interacts with his Stand than, "Stand kigurumi". We are forced to discuss Iggy's tail erection. How does Iggy know what Dio sounds like? Is someone in the group amazing at doing voice impressions and we've just never seen it? And Iggy gets the ever-loving shit kicked out of him (literally), and you'd think we'd all be into that, but it's just gross and sad.

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    JoJo’s Bizarre Explainer

    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!

    explainjojo.com

    @explainjojo

    @[email protected]

    Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!

    Eliz:

    eliz.abeth.net

    @elizsimins

    Courtney:

    superopinionated.com

    @[email protected]

    Darius:

    tinysubversions.com

    @tinysubversions

    @[email protected]

    19 min
  • S03E39: The Horniest Outfit in JoJo's
    Vanilla Ice... How do I begin to explain Vanilla Ice? Vanilla Ice is flawless. I hear his hair's insured for $10,000. I hear he does car commercials...in Japan. His favorite movie is Varsity Blues. One time he met John Stamos on a plane...and he told him he was pretty. One time he punched me in the face...it was awesome.

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    JoJo’s Bizarre Explainer

    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!

    explainjojo.com

    @explainjojo

    @[email protected]

    Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!

    Eliz:

    eliz.abeth.net

    @elizsimins

    Courtney:

    superopinionated.com

    @[email protected]

    Darius:

    tinysubversions.com

    @tinysubversions

    @[email protected]

    25 min
  • S03E38: Stand is Stored in the Balls
    We spend a lot of this episode reciting ridiculous names of things, but it’s not our fault because David Productions put them there first. Jotaro continues to have an extremely high opinion of his own learning curve. Joseph is apparently doing some kind of muscle density workout whenever we’re not looking. An appropriate amount of time is spent discussing, once again, What Is The Deal with Hermit Purple. And hold onto your hearts, it’s almost time to meet the very best manservant, Vanilla Ice.

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    JoJo’s Bizarre Explainer

    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!

    explainjojo.com

    @explainjojo

    @[email protected]

    Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!

    Eliz:

    eliz.abeth.net

    @elizsimins

    Courtney:

    superopinionated.com

    @[email protected]

    Darius:

    tinysubversions.com

    @tinysubversions

    @[email protected]

    25 min
  • S03E37: Kakyoin's Shameful Encounter
    This week we learn about what kind of domestic employer Dio is (spoiler: the thirsty kind). If you didn't know what roses mean in anime, well, now you do. Two-thirds of this podcast is firmly anti-doll. One-third of this podcast is firmly anti-gamer, no matter how old you are. We petition the universe to replace Vento Aureo's villain with D'Arby the Younger, because he rules. And it's official, Dio physically and emotionally *destroys* everyone he sleeps with, but hey, at least they got to have sex with Dio.

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    JoJo’s Bizarre Explainer

    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!

    explainjojo.com

    @explainjojo

    @[email protected]

    Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!

    Eliz:

    eliz.abeth.net

    @elizsimins

    Courtney:

    superopinionated.com

    @[email protected]

    Darius:

    tinysubversions.com

    @tinysubversions

    @[email protected]

    24 min
  • S03E36: Can a Dog Jaw Break a Bird Beak?
    We’re here to chew gum and learn about how bird lungs work, and buddy, we’re all outta gum. For two golden minutes, it seemed like Iggy was going to die, but tragically we are forced to still endure his existence. Kakyoin is back and he apparently just happened to be hanging out with the Speedwagon Foundation’s veterinarian, how convenient for any injured man-faced dogs in the area. And at last! Dio’s mansion! Time to fight Literally Everyone Who Works There, starting with the dude who answers the front door. Naturally.

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    JoJo’s Bizarre Explainer

    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!

    explainjojo.com

    @explainjojo

    @[email protected]

    Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!

    Eliz:

    eliz.abeth.net

    @elizsimins

    Courtney:

    superopinionated.com

    @[email protected]

    Darius:

    tinysubversions.com

    @tinysubversions

    @[email protected]

    30 min
  • S03E35: Single White Falcon
    This show accidentally turned into a My Hero Academia podcast at some point and we apologize in advance for all the non-JoJo discourse you’re about to listen to. (...We’re not THAT sorry.) We explain how both wealthy people and houselessness work, because the plot requires it. For some reason, burning chickens are discussed multiple times? Courtney descends into a life of crime WAY too eagerly tbh. We are forced to do a Dog Death Double Feature and it’s a little much even for our brand. And we determine that talking animals are a sin against all creation and we need it to Stop.

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    JoJo’s Bizarre Explainer

    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!

    explainjojo.com

    @explainjojo

    @[email protected]

    Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!

    Eliz:

    eliz.abeth.net

    @elizsimins

    Courtney:

    superopinionated.com

    @[email protected]

    Darius:

    tinysubversions.com

    @tinysubversions

    @[email protected]

    27 min
  • S03E34: Hol Horse: Male Feminist
    Dio is definitely part dragon and all scary. Hol Horse has borderline Dunning-Kruger levels of overconfidence. Polnareff has zero self-preservation skills. Boingo has a little wooden box. We all learn an important lesson about synchronizing your watch with the local clock tower when you travel. And Iggy continues to be the worst creature to ever walk the earth.

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    JoJo’s Bizarre Explainer

    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!

    explainjojo.com

    @explainjojo

    @[email protected]

    Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!

    Eliz:

    eliz.abeth.net

    @elizsimins

    Courtney:

    superopinionated.com

    @[email protected]

    Darius:

    tinysubversions.com

    @tinysubversions

    @[email protected]

    40 min
  • S03E33: Vento Aureo Special Episode!
    For the truly dedicated, today we present a very special episode -- the Vento Aureo (Jojo's Part 5) anime was just announced for October 2018 and boy are we excited about it!!! The first half is a spoiler-free general discussion of Part 5 and why we like it, and then the second half is a spoiler-filled "omg what if they animate this and this and that and how are they going to show that thing" etc etc.

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    JoJo’s Bizarre Explainer

    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!

    explainjojo.com

    @explainjojo

    @[email protected]

    Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!

    Eliz:

    eliz.abeth.net

    @elizsimins

    Courtney:

    superopinionated.com

    @[email protected]

    Darius:

    tinysubversions.com

    @tinysubversions

    @[email protected]

    21 min
  • S03E32: Born in Chaps, Die in Chaps
    Who is ready to learn the rules of poker? WE ARE. The gang discusses/describes in loving detail Araki's first manga, 'Poker Under Arms'. Avdol does his very best Robert E. O. Speedwagon impression. The logistics and employment decisions of D'Arby the Elder are puzzled through at length, because it's 2018 and we're just impressed by anyone who's hiring people. We're forced to contemplate the JJBA afterlife situation yet again, which is still hella bleak. And Jotaro psychologically destroys an adult, as befits a teenager.

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    JoJo’s Bizarre Explainer

    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!

    explainjojo.com

    @explainjojo

    @[email protected]

    Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!

    Eliz:

    eliz.abeth.net

    @elizsimins

    Courtney:

    superopinionated.com

    @[email protected]

    Darius:

    tinysubversions.com

    @tinysubversions

    @[email protected]

    32 min
  • S03E31: Weekend At Polnareff's
    Today we learn about one of Darius' childhood alter egos: Facts Murphy. (We stan.) The people who make JJBA merchandise are leaving *so much money on the table*, they should really hire us to just write "Not another phone strap??" every week to keep them in line. We have to think about how souls work, which is extremely dark and depressing because in the JoJo's universe the overall afterlife vibe is: Not Great. Polnareff is a total idiot. D'Arby is an amazing cat guardian. And Joseph Joestar has probably seduced at least one man by putting coins in a shotglass, that man's game is incredible.

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    JoJo’s Bizarre Explainer

    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!

    explainjojo.com

    @explainjojo

    @[email protected]

    Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!

    Eliz:

    eliz.abeth.net

    @elizsimins

    Courtney:

    superopinionated.com

    @[email protected]

    Darius:

    tinysubversions.com

    @tinysubversions

    @[email protected]

    38 min

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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko…