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- S03E20: Polnareff's Twisted SisterThe moral of this episode is: if you ever find something weird on a beach, maybe just leave it alone. We spend an absolutely normal length of time talking about why three chickens have the names they have. Polnareff's hopes and dreams are...kind of adorable, when you think about it (thank god Kakyoin didn't find that lamp. Dude's a freak). Sherry Polnareff's second time around on this earth is Not Great tbh. And "being half-eaten by my zombie sister and friend" seems like maybe the worst day ever for Polnareff, which is incredible because there's not even a toilet involved.--JoJo’s Bizarre ExplainerJoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!
explainjojo.com
@explainjojo
Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!
Eliz:
eliz.abeth.net
@elizsimins
Courtney:
superopinionated.com
Darius:
tinysubversions.com
@tinysubversions
29 min - S03E19: Four Men and a Baby StandA momentous day for JJBX listeners: the origin point of JoJo Dick Watch AND another Dog Death Minute, all in one episode! We've also condensed both parts of Death 13 into one podcast episode because who wants to talk about this messed up baby any longer than they have to? We finally confirm who Part 6 JoJo, Jolyne's, second parent is (definitely relevant to you all here in Part 3), Polnareff should never raise children, and Kakyoin gets a second outfit. Also, Eliz does some huge character growth at the very end of the podcast and we're all very proud of her.--JoJo’s Bizarre ExplainerJoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!
explainjojo.com
@explainjojo
Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!
Eliz:
eliz.abeth.net
@elizsimins
Courtney:
superopinionated.com
Darius:
tinysubversions.com
@tinysubversions
36 min - S03E18: Solar Powered Jack ShackAt last, we reach The Sun! Truly the most fascinating, beloved episode in all of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Polnareff is the Designated Driving Gay for all these gays who can't drive. Nobody on this podcast wants to ride a camel so don't try to make us. It turns out Araki is some kind of "Camel spit SPF" truther, which doesn't even make a "Top Ten Weirdest Things About Hirohiko Araki" list and is probably why nobody ever brings it up when they mention the man. And say what you want about The Sun's stand user, but at least his...privacy room...looked comfortable.--JoJo’s Bizarre ExplainerJoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!
explainjojo.com
@explainjojo
Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!
Eliz:
eliz.abeth.net
@elizsimins
Courtney:
superopinionated.com
Darius:
tinysubversions.com
@tinysubversions
24 min - S03E17: Stand Scope CreepThis week we prove that once again, Joseph is being lazy about using hamon, Polnareff is terrible at being from France, and Jotaro is definitely in love with Kakyoin. We also explore Steely Dan's kinks in detail because...that's literally what this episode is about, that's what's happening on screen, it's not our fault. And if anyone has experience doing bookkeeping or accounting for evil vampire masterminds and understands Dio's payroll, please write to us at JJBX, The Pirate Club, Ogre Street, London, England.--JoJo’s Bizarre ExplainerJoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!
explainjojo.com
@explainjojo
Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!
Eliz:
eliz.abeth.net
@elizsimins
Courtney:
superopinionated.com
Darius:
tinysubversions.com
@tinysubversions
23 min - S03E16: Döner Kebab and the Human BridgeThis episode of Stardust Crusaders has everything you could want in a JoJo's episode unless your name is Elizabeth Simins. Darius finally gets a chance to put his extensive knowledge about Middle Eastern fast food to good use. Courtney finally gets a chance to talk about stepping on Jotaro Kujo. We all finally get a chance to learn another like 700 rules of how stands work. And it's entirely possible we've cracked the case and debunked #NestingJotaro.--JoJo’s Bizarre ExplainerJoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!
explainjojo.com
@explainjojo
Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!
Eliz:
eliz.abeth.net
@elizsimins
Courtney:
superopinionated.com
Darius:
tinysubversions.com
@tinysubversions
28 min - S03E15: Jotaro Does the Bare MinimumThis episode is NOT the beginning of JoJo Dick Watch. Enyaba shows us how to work a crowd, Jotaro displays his incredible lung capacity yet again, Erina killed Danny, Polnareff clearly has a humilation kink, and hamon is still stupid. And yes yes there's a lot of stuff in this episode about zombies and fog and toilets but we learn something far more important than any of that: Jotaro Kujo liked to watch Columbo as a kid.--JoJo’s Bizarre ExplainerJoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!
explainjojo.com
@explainjojo
Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!
Eliz:
eliz.abeth.net
@elizsimins
Courtney:
superopinionated.com
Darius:
tinysubversions.com
@tinysubversions
30 min - S03E14: Maybe the Worst Town You've Ever Been ToWe get to see just how committed Jotaro is to his ~aesthetic. Polnareff remains focused on one thing and one thing only: locating the nearest clean bathroom. A debate is held on whether or not the Stardust Crusaders are Good Guys or just...stupid. And Enya continues sink in our collective esteem as a mother, due to her grief-fueled decision to open up holes in people using fog and craft scissors.--JoJo’s Bizarre ExplainerJoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!
explainjojo.com
@explainjojo
Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!
Eliz:
eliz.abeth.net
@elizsimins
Courtney:
superopinionated.com
Darius:
tinysubversions.com
@tinysubversions
26 min - S03E13: Jotaro Coming Out of His Well to Shame MankindTopics discussed at length in this deceptively brief episode: how the driving order of the Stardust Crusaders was determined, the perils of road rage, how to successfully ascend and descend a mountain in an automobile, possible alternate careers Joseph Joestar should be pursuing vis a vis street food, and when it's okay to start judging someone (aka Enyaba Discourse). PS, also, if "sumo" wasn't code for gay sex before...it is now. It's canon.--JoJo’s Bizarre ExplainerJoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!
explainjojo.com
@explainjojo
Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!
Eliz:
eliz.abeth.net
@elizsimins
Courtney:
superopinionated.com
Darius:
tinysubversions.com
@tinysubversions
24 min - S03E12: Sentient Boil Community CollegeWho's ready for Joseph Joestar to almost die in hilarious ways? (We are. We always, always are.) This week, we learn some very important lessons about skincare, aging, and the miraculous transformation of your own cells into another person who then wants to murder you. Parenting! The absolute worst, especially when your child is actually an enemy stand and it's eating a live chicken. And we discuss the ways in which Joseph is basically a straight-up wizard (he already has the beard).--JoJo’s Bizarre ExplainerJoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!
explainjojo.com
@explainjojo
Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!
Eliz:
eliz.abeth.net
@elizsimins
Courtney:
superopinionated.com
Darius:
tinysubversions.com
@tinysubversions
31 min - S03E11: The Champion Ass-HaverThis episode cost a spider its life. We (re)visit the excellence of the mid-90s action movie classic, SPEED. Polnareff finally gets his revenge and grows as a character (no jokes here, we're all very proud of him). Hol Horse is definitely somebody's father, but he's probably not anybody's Daddy. And we continue to define the discourse on J. Geil's entire swimsuit area.--JoJo’s Bizarre ExplainerJoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!
explainjojo.com
@explainjojo
Here’s where to find the gang on the internet!
Eliz:
eliz.abeth.net
@elizsimins
Courtney:
superopinionated.com
Darius:
tinysubversions.com
@tinysubversions
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure! Either you love it, or you've never seen it. But what exactly is JoJo? Why is everyone talking about it? Why is it so great? Whether this is your first foray into Hirohiko…
Araki's decades-spanning masterpiece, or you're a seasoned JoJo Opinion Haver looking for more of your kind, JoJo's Bizarre Explainer is here for you! Hosted by Elizabeth Simins, Courtney Stanton, and Darius Kazemi, this podcast will tease out the running motifs, fascinating weirdnesses, occasional dog deaths, and ineffable charm of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure—anime-episode by anime-episode, with stops along the way for the manga, the videogames, and whatever else we can get our hands on. Join us as we attempt to do the impossible: Explain JoJo!