Joke and Destroy

Today on Joke and Destroy we hang out with hilarious comedian Kate Strobel. This episode gets lively, and delicious as we drink the greatest drink ever created, ZIMA! It's citrusy, refreshing, and filled with booze and Pysh might enjoy Zima too much. Kate is super fun lady, and we have a fun time talking about getting to drunk before going out in college, come on multiple Four Lokos Kate? She played D1 softball, at an Ivy League college, and still sat drown with Andres and Pysh's bullshit. I still think she can drink Andres and I under the damn table. Check out Kate on the insta at @katestrobes

SEE KATE DO STANDUP TONIGHT! Sept 12 at Ratio Beerworks will be the Joke and Destroy Live Show Spectacular! Kate will be doing her jokes with last guest Elise Kerns, Mr Benny Duncan, friend Grayson Nite, and of course the Ratio wrecking crew. 

We've been on the bottom, we've been on top, we've been looking down, and we've been looking up at bottoms. Joke and Destroy has been in every position and finally Andres and Pysher are ready to 69 Joke and Destroy style. This week we brought in rockstar comedian Elise Kerns! Elise just kicked butt(mainly Andres' butt) at the New Faces Competition at Comedy Works.

Check out more of Elise at her dope as fuck COMEDY show, Get the to a Nunnery, September 19th, at Ophelia's.  It's at what used to be Denver's finest brothel, make sure to listen to more of this 69ing, and hear some rad comedy from Elise's cohost Jodee Champion, actual friend of the podcast Janae Burris  pretty good friend of the podcast Meghan DePonceau, and David Rodriguez. You can also do yourself a favor and follow Elise on the social meeds, check out her instagram at @elisefredkerns

You got a fast car I want a ticket to anywhere Maybe we make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Any place is better Starting from zero got nothing to lose Maybe we'll make something Me myself I got nothing to prove 102 117 099 107 You got a fast car I got a plan to get us outta here I been working at the convenience store Managed to save just a little bit of money Won't have to drive too far Just 'cross the border and into the city You and I can both get jobs Finally see what it means to be living 032 099 111 109  See my old man's got a problem He lives with a bottle that's the way it is I say his body's too old for working His body's too young to looking like his My momma went off and left him She wanted more from life than he could give Said somebody's gotta take care of him So I quit school and that's what I did 101 100 121 032 119 111 114 107 115 

She's got a dinosaur and she's ready to return and kickass. This week on Joke and Destroy Andres and Pysher hang out with returning guest Kira MagCalen. Kira took off from Denver, as you remember from EPISODE 4, thank you long time listeners. But she's back and instead of talking about travels, you get to hear what its like when all of us hang out. It's nonsense, but it's very fun. Dinosaurs, birthdays, celebrity animals. 

Oh come on, oh my god, but I did, but I did did did, it's the return of the mack daddy, the prince of popular things, the coolest dude of all James Pate makes his return to Joke and Destroy. It's been over a year, and Andres n Pysher just wanted a good ole hang, so they called up James to have a beer or two, and have fun. 

James has an intermittent podcast on Sexpot Comedy as well. Check out Losing It, the Sex and Sanity podcast. James recently had on Chicago favorite, and nationally touring headliner and badass Reena Calm.

Here's more of where to see Jeremy, because he writes these. August 22nd, Pysher will be moving forward in the first round of the Comedy Works New Faces Contest. The first round is held at the Downtown Comedy Works, of course in heart of Denver. If you want to go, and go for FREE, call up Comedy Works(I have faith that you can google and find that number, it'll be easy), all you do is call and say you are coming to see me, Jeremy Pysher, bing bang boom you're seeing a dope show for free. Don't have enough of Pysher in you ear holes, or maybe you just wish Andres wasn't there as much, check out Pysher's new podcast Whiskey and Cigarettes. Jeremy joined former J&D guests Zac Maas and Jake Becker, and they brought back the ole pod from the dead, and returned with the #1 podcast about podcasts.

Pysh Upcoming "Another God Damn Wedding Tour" Dates:

September 20-22 Helium Comedy Club Buffalo NY

September 23 Closing out Bug Jar, Rochester NY

Sept 25 Headlining Nietzsche's Buffalo NY

New York City Sept 26-28 Shows announced soon

Andres didn't give me any dates, and he hates plugs anyways, except the hair plugs he needs.

Big thanks to Sexpot Comedy(especially Wally), Ratio Beerworks, and Mutiny Info Cafe

This week Andres and Pysher hang out with rap group and comedians DEM KC Boys. Now, we're the only ones to call them that, but I think it can catch on and get them some fame in Missouri and parts of Kansas. DEM KC Boys feature lead lyricist and bongo player Aaron Naylor, make sure to follow this sweet dude across social media platforms, at @IAmAaronNaylor. Also featured is Dem KC Boys hype man, and table top guitar plucker Ryan Trickey. Now Trickey is one of them Jesse Palmer, host of the bachelor, handsome types so forget the words he writes, and follow him on Instagram at @trickeycomedy. Lastly don't forget about the cleaner of the lean, the gong player of DEM KC Boys, the loveable Joe Nunnink(there's a N, where you really think a C would be in his last name and it has thrown me off all week). Catch more of Joe at @nunnigram on Istagram, but it's private cause he's a brilliant piece of rib tip and you have to work to see what he's doing. 

Big thanks to our lovely sponsors and producers at Sexpot Comedy, smoke weed, eat pizza, and give the biggest, consensualist hugs to the producer with the juicer Wally Wallace. Spread some more love to our favorite spots Mutiny Information Cafe, located at 2 South Broadway, there's coffee, cereal, moon pies, even Fruit Stripes gum. It is dope. And lastly Ratio Beerworks, where they're amazing enough to support the Joke and Destroy Live Show Spectacular, returning in September, the second Wednesday of the month, that is September 12th this year!  Lastly follow Jeremy Pysher at woah boy, @jeremypysher, and Andres @andresofbase

*I don't think these dudes actually are in a rap group together called DEM KC Boys, but they should be and I want to be the Dr Dre of the KC12

This week on Joke and Destroy, Pysher and Andres load their plastic cups with vodka and soda, and ride their bikes with Traci Hanner, and the returning Meghan DePonceau. This week, we have a theme, because we are totally becoming a real podcast. That theme, took us further from a real podcast, as we are joined by a team of bartenders to talk about some of our favorite boozing stories. Traci is the bar manager at Gerard's Pool Hall in Denver, check it out at 26th and Larimer(the entrance is in the alley cause its a dope spot). And Meghan spends a lot of time at Gerard's as well. Follow Traci on Instagram at @hannered for an awesome time. 

Check out Meghan DePonceau's shows. TONIGHT at the Infinite Monkey Theorum, is unCorked,. with headliner Abby Rosenquist in town from NYC. unCorked occurs every first Wednesday of the month. SUNDAY, August 5th Meghan will be hosting ShantyTown, with podcast favorite Jeremy Pysher. Aaron Naylor will be headlining the house party comedy show, starting at 7 PM in Five Points(hit either of the hosts up for address). Follow Meghan on all social media platforms at @meghanisajoke

Heyo we're a day lateo, but we have an awesome new episode with two nationally touring comedians. This week, Andres and Pysher hang out with Patrick Hastie(NYC) and Matt Ziemak(TSA(Tuscon Arizona)). These dudes are touring through the west, and midwest and have a couple awesome shows left. TONIGHT! July 26, Fort Collins, Colorado, Pat and Matt will be at the Colorado Room at 8 PM. July 27th, they will be in Lincoln, Nebraska at the Happy Raven. Follow Patrick Hastie at @PatrickHastie, and Matt at @MattZiemak! Besides the tour, Patrick has an awesome podcast called Nostalgic Front.(@nostalgicfront), on Brain Machine Comedy. We get into the heart of pies, five for fighting, cereal, and cacti. 

I'm fifteen for a moment Caught in between ten and twenty And I'm just dreaming Counting the ways to where you are I'm twenty two for a moment She feels better than ever And we're on fire Making our way back from Mars Fifteen there's still time for you Time to buy and time to lose Fifteen, there's never a wish better than this When you only got hundred years to live I'm thirty three for a moment Still the man, but you see I'm of age A kid on the way A family on my mind I'm forty five for a moment The sea is high And I'm heading into a crisis Chasing the years of my life Fifteen there's still time for you Time to buy, time to lose yourself Within a morning star Fifteen I'm all right with you Fifteen, there's never a wish better than this When you only got hundred years to live Half time goes by Suddenly you're wise Another blink of an eye Sixty seven is gone The sun is getting high We're moving on I'm ninety nine for a moment Dying for just another moment And I'm just dreaming Counting the ways to where you are Fifteen there's still time for you Twenty two I feel her too Thirty three you're on your way Every day's a new day Fifteen there's still time for you Time to buy and time to choose Hey fifteen, there's never a wish better than this When you only got hundred years to live

Boom! Boom! Boom! They want to catch Indiana Jones in a tomb... its Joke and Destroy! This week Andres and Pysher ride their bikes with the funny comedian, and just all around cool dude Rebecca Robinson! Follow her on twitter at @beccarobs. We joke, we destroy, we accuse her of being a liar, its great. Check out more of Rebecca, this time slinging her jokes TONIGHT(if you don't come to my show thats further down) go to see our friends at Ratio Beerworks, and see some Robinson classicas at 8PM. July 20th, head on up to the peaks, and get to the Wheeler Opera House in Aspen(woah that sounds like a real cool place to perform), and on the 20th Rebecca will be opening for the amazing Sarah Schaffer!  July 21st at Diebolt, yall know the drill with that one. Lastly July 28th get back to Westfa(right next door to Casa Bonita) for our friend John Davis' awesome show.

As for Pysh check him out his website, tmjff.com, for all his dates like July 18th at Alamo Draft House Sloans Lake, July 19th somewhere in Pueblo, and July 20th Joke and Destroy takes over 300 Suns Brewery in Longmont.

Thanks to our favorites Ratio Beerworks, Mutiny Info Cafe, and of course SexPot comedy. 

Shoutout to Big City Drugs for the intro music

Put Blink 182 lyrics on pictures of Donald Trump and Putin please. It helps ease the pain. Seriously, its a great time to just see those meatwads looking lovingly at each other, then you just hear Mark Hoppus be like "Do you like me stupid hair?"  and youre like hell yeah that's hilarious cause one of those two dudes has stupid hair. Anyway, I spent 3 hours doing that yesterday, sorry the podcast is out a few hours late. 

This week on Joke and Destroy, Andres and Pysher hang out with Denver comedian Tairee Dillard. Tairee is the regular emcee at the Denver Improv, and a hilarious dude. Follow Tairee on twitter at @TaireeTheComic

Andres will be at Diebolt Brewery slinging jokes every Sunday for the next few weeks, so head up to Sunnyside and get some chuckles. The Joke and Destroy Live Show Super Show Spectacular is back July 11th at Ratio Beerworks at 8 PM. THAT"S TONIGHT! Ole Evan Johnson, Gabby GR

Thanks to our favorites Ratio Beerworks, Mutiny Info Cafe, and of course SexPot comedy. 

Shoutout to Big City Drugs for the intro music

Do you think people would actually remember that song Jump on It if not for the Fresh Prince of Bel Air episode. Like I get it was a popular song but I don't think it'd still be remembered. 

IT"S PART TWO OF JOKE AND DESTROY WITH TIMMI LASLEY!!!

Woah! Joke and Destroy hit its peak with this one, and that peak happens at about 5 drinks deep on a Saturday afternoon. This week Andres and Pysher hang out with the amazing Timmi Lasley! We were having such a great time on this episode that we didn't stop at an hour, and we ended up getting two great episodes out of this. I remember in this episode we start out talking about metal music, and it get's fuzzy from there. But I swear to you it's one of the jokiest and destroyiest we'll ever do.

In part two we start out with the Willenium and then we travel the globe. 

Check out more of Timmi, on Twitter, and Istagram at @timmitown.    You can see Timmi performing her hilarious standup this Saturday right in the Cap Hill neighborhood of Denver. Timmi is headlining the new Harakiri Stand Up Show at Menya Ramen and Poke, formerly Los Tacos. Timmi also curates the Comedy Room Room at El Charrito. You can check out great shows there every Friday and a lot of Saturday's too, at 7 PM, followed by the most fun karaoke in town. 

Andres will be at Diebolt Brewery slinging jokes every Sunday for the next few weeks, so head up to Sunnyside and get some chuckles. The Joke and Destroy Live Show Super Show Spectacular is back July 11th at Ratio Beerworks at 8 PM. As for Pysh check him out his website, tmjff.com, for all his dates, like July 6th, at Gillies in Karney, Nebraska. July 18th at Alamo Draft House Sloans Lake, July 19th somewhere in Pueblo, and July 20th Joke and Destroy takes over 300 Suns Brewery in Longmont.

Thanks to our favorites Ratio Beerworks, Mutiny Info Cafe, and of course SexPot comedy. 

Shoutout to Big City Drugs for the intro music

Do you think people would actually remember that song Jump on It if not for the Fresh Prince of Bel Air episode. Like I get it was a popular song but I don't think it'd still be remembered.