A rube is a boob, a boob a rube

No state can be led by a fool, you tool

Unless the state meets our fate

With the Feckless Jolly Ned

Go right to the marble and ask the guy

You'll find his answer contains a lie

His doors always open but no one's by

Talk to Jolly Ned

Talk is cheap Ned's rich with words that clog and block the way

But Jolly Ned will never speak unless he has nothing to say

You can't push a square into a round

But Ned's chasing spending that isn't sound

He's looking for love he's never found

He's looking for love that won't be found

He is Jolly Ned!​