A rube is a boob, a boob a rube
No state can be led by a fool, you tool
Unless the state meets our fate
With the Feckless Jolly Ned
Go right to the marble and ask the guy
You'll find his answer contains a lie
His doors always open but no one's by
Talk to Jolly Ned
Talk is cheap Ned's rich with words that clog and block the way
But Jolly Ned will never speak unless he has nothing to say
You can't push a square into a round
But Ned's chasing spending that isn't sound
He's looking for love he's never found
He's looking for love that won't be found
He is Jolly Ned!