Jon D. Podcast

Jon D. returns for Episode 74 with some big milestones and bigger opinions. He kicks things off celebrating 1,653 days sober (over 4.5 years) and laughs about how giving up booze has saved him a fortune. Perfect timing, since alcohol sales are crashing in 2025 while non-alcoholic beer is having its own moment (yes, even Old Milwaukee NA exists now).

From there, Jon tackles the viral Coldplay concert “CEO cuddle-cam,” Sydney Sweeney denim ad drama, and why Cracker Barrel’s logo redesign has people acting like it’s the end of Western civilization. Add in some sports fire — Cowboys blunders, NHL countdowns, and Travis Kelce’s engagement joke courtesy of Jon’s kid — plus a spotlight on comedian Ritch Shydner’s History of Stand-Up, and you’ve got the full Jon D. mix: comedy, culture, sports, and a few F-bombs for good measure.

Key Takeaways:

• 4.5 years sober and why every day counts.
• Booze sales plummet while NA beer skyrockets (and costs too much).
• Culture freak-outs: CEOs on kiss cam, denim ad wars, and Cracker Barrel chaos.
• Sports hot takes: Cowboys trade disaster, NHL hype, and Travis Kelce’s “new name.”
• Comedy history: Why Ritch Shydner’s one-man show and stories on social media about the history of stand up are a must see! www.RitchShydner.com

Hashtags:

#FunnyPodcast #CultureFreakouts #SportsAndComedy

Support & Connect: 💸 Venmo: @JonD.Podcom 📬 Listener mail / contest entries: [email protected] 📱 Instagram + Threads: @JonD.Podcom 👍 Facebook: Jon D Podcast 📺 YouTube: JonDPodcom (may include dumb stuff, but it's still worth it)

Recorded using a Shure SM7dB microphone.

Recorded & produced at Amber Tree Media in the Jon D PodCom Studios

Charity Spotlight:

• No Kid Hungry – Helping school-age children access food, especially during summer break
• Wounded Warrior Project – Supporting America’s veterans with care, housing, and health
• BestFriends.org – Working to make every animal shelter a no-kill shelter nationwide

Jon D. takes on ketchup conspiracies (seriously — check the Pantone match), why Andor might just be the best Star Wars content ever created. Plus listener giveaways, and more. It’s part stand-up, part soapbox, and full of Jon D. style.

🧃The Great Ketchup Conspiracy: ever wonder why the Heinz bottle at your favorite restaurant doesn't taste quite right? Jon breaks down how Heinz is now using Pantone color codes on its labels to bust restaurants refilling bottles with off-brand junk. (Check your ketchup before you wreck your hot dog.)

🏒 Jon weighs in on the Stanley Cup Final: Panthers vs. Oilers, and yes, he’s pulling for Edmonton again. He also recaps the Capitals' season, including Ovi’s record-breaking moment, and breaks down what went wrong against Carolina (aka “the Dirty Canes”).

🌌 Jon dives deep into Andor Season 2, calling it the most grounded and realistic Star Wars yet. He praises the gritty world building, standout performances (shoutout to Cyril’s overbearing mom), and the bold storytelling choices.

📬 Congrats to Alex B. for winning the Amazon gift card for Ep. 72, and props to Wade B. for longtime loyalty — Wade’s getting a surprise $10 card just for sticking with the pod. Jon also answers the classic question: What’s up with the “D” in Jon D? (Spoiler: blame another comic from Pittsburgh and a clever suggestion from Mike Diesel.)

🎁 Want in on the giveaway? Email the minute mark where Jon says the episode title to [email protected] — first one to do it wins a $10 Amazon gift card. It’s an investment… but it might pay off. Eventually.

“You should ask to see the manager and ask for a free dessert — because you have been emotionally scarred.” – Jon D. Miller

This episode also includes:

• Memories of marrying ketchup bottles in restaurant side work
• Giant summer vacation families and chaotic beach town dinners
• NHL goal song beefs (looking at you, “Dallas Stars”)
• A little podcast voice creeping into Jon’s stand-up voice
• Jon’s case for watching Andor and Kenobi
• A shoutout to Real Genius and other great summer movies

Support & Connect: 💸 Venmo: @JonD.Podcom 📬 Listener mail / contest entries: [email protected] 📱 Instagram + Threads: @JonD.Podcom 👍 Facebook: Jon D Podcast 📺 YouTube: JonDPodcom (may include dumb stuff, but it's still worth it)

Recorded using a Shure SM7dB microphone.

Recorded & produced at Amber Tree Media Studio by Jon D PodCom

Charity Spotlight:

• No Kid Hungry – Helping school-age children access food, especially during summer break
• Wounded Warrior Project – Supporting America’s veterans with care, housing, and health
• BestFriends.org – Working to make every animal shelter a no-kill shelter nationwide

#JonDPodcast #KetchupConspiracy #StanleyCupFinals #Andor #StarWars #Heinze #Capitals #Comedy #Oilers

After a break since December, Jon D. is back with Episode 72! He’s celebrating a big sobriety milestone and diving into everything from streaming service price hikes to freezing cold snaps and Canadian winters. Jon also chats about this year’s National Film Registry picks, shares a quick story about meeting Tommy Chong, and wonders—just how tall isCheech Marin, anyway? Plus, some NHL greatness, and a few thoughts on why not every Tesla deserves to be vandalized.

• Ovechkin’s Record Jon celebrates Ovi becoming the NHL’s all-time goal scorer, reflecting on watching his early career unfold in real time.
• Streaming Price Rant He unloads on Hulu, Netflix, and why loyalty gets punished while newcomers get sweet deals.
• Movie Talk: National Film Registry From Dirty Dancing to Up in Smoke and Wrath of Khan, Jon dishes on what makes a movie “culturally relevant.”

$10 Amazon Gift Card Challenge

Want a $10 Amazon gift card? Here's how:

1. Find the first time (or only time) the episode title phrase, “The Stonerifics of It,” is said.
2. Note the minute mark.
3. Email it to [email protected]

First person to get it right wins. No bots, no BS, no African prince schemes - just a fun listener challenge.

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Jon gives a shout-out to these charities and encourages you to chip in if you can:

• No Kid Hungry
• Wounded Warrior Project
• Best Friends Animal Society

Or support something local in your own community. Just do something.

Host & Producer: Jon D. Miller

Socials:

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@jondpodcom (IG, Threads, YouTube) Email: [email protected]

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Welcome to Episode 71 of Jon D Podcast! In this episode, Jon reflects on almost four years of no booze, he shares insights from his recent stand-up experiences, explores the art of building comedy routines, and answers a listener question about transitioning into a "working" comic. Plus, he gives updates on the NHL season, particularly his beloved Washington Capitals, and drops a festive shoutout to his favorite charities. Also, listen to find out how you can win an Amazon Gift Card!

Don't miss Jon's signature humor as he chats about upcoming plans and the joys of the holiday season.

What You’ll Hear:

• Reflections on sobriety: 3 years, 9 months, and counting
• What makes someone a "working comic"?
• Listener Q&A: Arjay from Reno writes in!
• Insights on joke development and structuring a set
• Shoutouts to fellow comedians and recent comedy shows
• NHL updates and thoughts on the Capitals’ season
• Holiday cheer: Charities worth supporting this season

Promo of the Show: 💥 Use promo code JonDpod12 at BlendJet.com to get 12% off your order plus free two-day shipping. Perfect for holiday gifts!

Featured Charities:

1. No Kid Hungry: Supporting children’s nutrition outside school.
2. Wounded Warrior Project: Helping veterans heal, especially during the holidays.
3. Best Friends Animal Society: Striving for no-kill shelters nationwide by 2025.

Connect with Jon:

• Instagram & Threads: @JonDpodcom
• Facebook: Jon D Podcast
• Venmo: Support the show at @JonDpodcom
• #StandUpComedyLife #HolidayGiving #ComedyPodcast

Listen now wherever you get your podcasts and leave a review to support the show!

In this episode, Jon D. kicks things off with a lighthearted story about trying to pronounce "seventy" in Spanish, sharing a bit of humor around the potential embarrassment. He then dives into the sweet world of crème brûlée, offering a short history of the famous dessert. Next, Jon covers the latest in the NFL up to Week 3, recounting a funny game-day moment that leads to a valuable life lesson on "dropping the ball"—both in sports and in life.

Jon also discusses the NHL, highlighting Ovi’s coming season and sharing a heartfelt tribute to the late Johnny Gaudreau. On a lighter note, he congratulates Mike Birbiglia on his Emmy nomination and playfully vents his frustration over The Bear being placed in the wrong category. Finally, Jon wraps up with a thoughtful message on the importance of helping others, leaving listeners with an inspiring takeaway of when to walk away.

Thanks to Shure, Jon D. records on a SM7dB microphone!

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(Note: This episode is not being marked as Explicit, it has been rated PG-13 by the person typing these show notes)

Jon D. Podcast Ep. 69

In this episode, Jon dives into what’s been happening in his world lately, sharing updates on some recent comedy shows and reflecting on the cyclical nature of stand-up comedy. He also revisits topics from previous solo episodes, including Pauly Shore’s upcoming movie about Richard Simmons, the troubles with making films about famous figures, the legendary career of Bob Newhart, and how listener George B. snagged something cool from Amazon. Jon also touches on the NHL Stanley Cup Final and Alex Ovechkin’s quest to break Wayne Gretzky’s goal record.

To wrap things up, Jon discusses The Acolyte and expresses his thoughts on how Disney might be mishandling the Star Wars franchise.

If you enjoyed the episode, don’t forget to like, subscribe, and download! If you loved it, please leave a review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Goodpods, or wherever you get your podcasts. Your support helps us keep the show going!

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Jon welcomes and gets reacquainted with a friend from years ago, Patrick McCarthy.

Patrick is a Storyboard Artist for the hit animated TV show, Family Guy.

They discuss Patrick's younger years trying stand up, moving to Hollywood, not having a plan, facing struggles, trying to go with what life gives him, and then ending up someplace great in a way he didn't quite expect.

Plus, Patrick gives a few insights into working in animation for a major animated network show that is world famous. (hint: it seems pretty awesome)

Check out Patrick's fantastic animations on his YouTube channel:

https://www.youtube.com/@PatrickMcCarthyAnimations

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Jon D. records on a Shure SM7dB microphone

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Jon Welcomes Comedian Darryl Purvis

In this episode, Jon is thrilled to finally have his longtime friend and fellow comedian, Darryl Purvis, on the show.

Key Topics Discussed:

• How They Met: Jon and Darryl share the story of how they became friends.
• NHL Playoffs and Hockey Talk: Dive into the latest NHL playoffs and engaging hockey discussions.
• Darryl's Comedy Journey: Explore Darryl Purvis's start in comedy and his journey since.
• Travel Tales: Hear about Darryl’s recent trip to the UK and how comedy there compares to the States and Canada.
• Jon's Google Maps Adventure: Jon recounts his virtual tour of Scunthorpe, England, sparked by Darryl's travels.
• Crafting New Jokes vs. Old Jokes: Insights into the process of writing new material versus revisiting old jokes.
• Family in Comedy: How family life often becomes fodder for jokes.
• Comedy with Age: Discussing the evolution of being a comedian as you get older and what they've learned over the years.
• Perseverance in Entertainment: Reflecting on the ups and downs of a career in comedy and entertainment, and why it's all worth it.

Special Mentions:

• Darryl Purvis Online: Check out Darryl at DarrylPurvis.ca
• Latest Comedy Album: Listen to Darryl’s latest album, "Throbbing Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich," available on all major audio platforms.
• Jon's Recording Gear: Jon records using the Shure SM7dB microphone.
• Sponsor Shoutout: A big thank you to our sponsor, BlendJet2!

Join Jon and Darryl for an entertaining and insightful conversation packed with humor, stories, and a behind-the-scenes look at the life of comedians.

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Jon talks about The Acolyte premier on Disney+ but he hasn't seen it yet, do Back To The Future and The Goonies take place at the same time, and then a large dose of NHL Playoffs talk including his thoughts on the Panthers vs Oilers Stanley Cup Final.

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Recorded on a Shure SM7dB microphone

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Jon D. gives an update on Pauly Shore wanting to make a Richard Simmons biopic, a woman living in a grocery store sign in Michigan, why he doesn't want to do a video podcast, and he reads an email from FLA which leads to some NHL talk amongst other things.

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Thank you to our sponsor: BlendJet2!

Recorded on a Shure SM7dB microphone