What is the deal with the “he’s a real Celtics fan!” Pags said he wasn’t! What a story this has become... Jones catches Celtics new owner Bill Chisholm in his first lie. Is he actually from the North Shore? Is Georgetown apart of the North Shore? If you are gonna lie about that, what else are you going to lie about? Google AI says Georgetown IS on the North Shore. Why is Wyc peddling lies about Chisholm?

Jones is fired up after hitting a race to ten bet. Clippers took over eight years to get their stadium ready for use after their new owner took over. If Boston is a one arena town, could you put the arena in Everett? Can Chisholm afford it? Will Jacobs sell the TD Garden? Thank God for Brad Stevens, I guess. Does he miss coaching? Jones has a gut feeling that the answer is no.

Week in review: Jones’ awkward encounter at Bruins game

Patriots WR conundrum. What does this problem have to do with the O-Line problem? Are they related? Revisiting Stef Diggs’ meeting with the front office. What went down?

Grab Bag:

Campbell is in the lineup at second base today. Will he be the starting 2b during the season? No more service time manipulation. Jones does not miss Chris Sale at all... However, he is sad that the return was not good. March Madness updates. What is the next upset? Bruins held to under 20 shots on goal for the third straight game. Never done in recorded history. Box office report. Random CBB player of the day.

Clip du jour: Is the catcher an infielder?

Campbell is in the lineup at second base today. Will he be the starting 2b during the season? No more service time manipulation. Jones does not miss Chris Sale at all... However, he is sad that the return was not good. March Madness updates. What is the next upset? Bruins held to under 20 shots on goal for the third straight game. Never done in recorded history. Box office report. Random CBB player of the day.

Re-live this week in Jones and Keefe in the Week in Review.

What is the deal with the “he’s a real Celtics fan!” Pags said he wasn’t! What a story this has become... Jones catches Celtics new owner Bill Chisholm in his first lie. Is he actually from the North Shore? Is Georgetown apart of the North Shore? If you are gonna lie about that, what else are you going to lie about? Google AI says Georgetown IS on the North Shore. Why is Wyc peddling lies about Chisholm?

Jones and Keefe March Madness Jersey Bracket check in.

It's time for the Friday Four Pack! Here are the questions:

WHAT WILL BE THE MOST USED INFIELD BY THE RED SOX THIS SEASON?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NCAA TOURNAMENT MEMORY?

IF YOU COULD OWN ANY PRO SPORTS TEAM WHAT WOULD IT BE?

WHO WILL HAVE MORE RECEIVING YARDS NEXT SEASON: STEF DIGGS OR ANYONE ON THE PATRIOTS?

The Patriots ownership decision making has not been good as of late. Was the Stef Diggs meeting necessary? Was it beneficial for both sides? No! It makes Pats fans more skeptical. Drake Maye needs more help at WR, and Travis Hunter would sure up the position more than it is now. Keefe is low on Shedeur Sanders, says he was carried by Hunter. Jones hates college stats. Assessing the strategies the Patriots can use during draft season. Circling back to Meghan thee Scallion.

Is there actually only room for one arena in Boston? What a weird answer from Wyc this morning. Is it a money issue? A music acts issue? How do you drop so much money on a team that does not even own their own house? Construction is probably one of the reasons. Good luck, Bill. I am sure he does not want to tear everything down. The city would not be happy. Does Brad Stevens want to go back to coaching?

The Grousbecks are going to make a tremendous amount of money for selling the Celtics. Why are they pushing the narrative about the new owner being such a big fan? It makes us think that it may not be as true, or if it is, maybe it won’t matter. Will this lead to the Celtics winning more or buying a new arena? Shaughnessy said that there were bidders that were possibly higher. Will there be big changes this summer? What are basketball penalties? The changes are due to the salary cap and the luxury tax, not basketball penalties... What would a Celtics three-peat be called?