Nah ain't nothing go down over the weekend, but the way this Smith Saga continues...and that funeral went viral DC... it's like some things just don't want to be buried...*Ok I'll leave*
It has been a discombobulated week lately and we're just tired of hearing the same news in the past 2 weeks. That sounds low key morbid but nevermind that, when gathered our scrapped topics from a few weeks back and this episode just became a mess of laughs at some point.

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Timestamps:

01:25 - Intro

03:18 - Branch Binging: Grammy's (missed it) Wrestlemania 38 (Too Old)
Bad Boys of LA

11:56 - What's A Virgin? Movies from our childhood

16:20 - Funeral, Going UP, On a Tuesday

21:52 - Men got the ugliest "Cry face", Men who cry

28:50 - Sex Toys for Men/ A Toy Story

34:51 - Will and Jada: The Saga continues

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Ya'll ever see the show, The Slap? Nevermind lol, you got NFT's, Crypto's and we all stuck with FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out). Well most of us, we not doing that over here baby. You're probably thinking (or maybe not) What is FAFO, I think we all seen Sunday night what happens when one F***s Around, and Finds Out when it comes to ones wife. We ain't here to give takes on what happens in that marriage (Kind of) how about these two people and a some what timeline from the internet.

Timestamps:

01:26 - Intro
 
03:00 - Ryan in the booth?

03:11 - Branch Binging: One Mo Chance [5:20]
Atlanta Season 3 [9:26]
Black Market with Michael K. Williams [12:00]

13:11 - We really out here gassing up these NFT's and Cryptocurrency huh? FOMO

21:14 - (Alysha was half-sleep doing the list) I'm throwing hands like Will! Breakdown of what the Internet knows leading to The Slap.


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This whole episode feels like we needed Neil DeGrasse Tyson here with us. We start things off discussing the Male version of Bad Girls Club and the men on there showcasing some interesting...interests? Discuss how Gen Z kids just feel the need to run to social media instead of calling a cab. Lysha's anger with Daylight savings continues after hearing the guesstimate new times and name brand clothing, are we really buying clothes because of the name in the stitch?

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Timestamps:

01:30 - Intro

02:42 - Branch Binging: My Killer Body [3:15]
Bad Boys of LA [9:47]

15:20 - DL Men can't hide between the lines

25:40 - Gen Z Woman runs to Twitter before DUI accident

31:43 - DayLight Savings Permanent times for the US got Ly in a Tizzy

37:12 - Signature Scents

43:04 - Fashion is a Big ol Social Experiment

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Not in this house tho!!! That's a type clickbait-y title, my fault. The story concluding this episode pertains to that part and it's a interesting one straight from Reddit.
St. Patrick's Day can kick rocks like most of these pagan holidays now a days. You got a time to give up something for Lent in the month and then the option to DRINK heavily weeks later...Huh? You askin a lot from some Christians lol speaking of Christians... how bout them (Kan)Ye IG rants over the past few days? Ryan found some Gems in those rants of course, let's get into it.

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Time Stamps:

01:24 Intro

02:26 Branch Binging:
(3:33) The Boys:Diaboloical
(6:07) Joseline's Caberet Recap before the Reunion

11:38 Ayo Ain't nobody celebrating  This Cahtolic Alcoholic Holiday

16:15 Daylight Savings No More?? *Fingers Crossed*

20:28 Ye Parenting: Ignore the rants and Listen to the Parenting, Kids on Social Media

26:29 Women's clothing can break bones? How Sway?!?

31:54 TIFU Story from Reddit: Adultery discovered by Roomba

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Granted we started this pod doing two episodes a week, we here now! 100 episodes and we didn't even do anything special... LOL. Maybe we'll try for that at 200 I don't know I aint making no more promises on this pod 😂😂. This episode...Ryan decided to take it EaZy (Ye Voice) and let Ly take the lead... a very source filled lead to make up for the past two episodes I guess *shrug* .

Timestamps

01:30 Intro

 3:05 Branch Binging: Love Is Blind

    [13:48 Worst Roommate Ever (ep.1 & 2)]

 20:40 Gas Prices feeling like '08 again

 26:15 Florida ALWAYS GON Florida!

30:22 WTF is that Food?? Ya'll ever had Ass-sagna?

 
37:04 Amazon is Wild'n with Privilege 

 
42:15 Men coming Up? Kelly Clarkson's divorce

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Oooo we apologize for the random week off but, it was a busy/rough week at home/and work. Now we back as per usual, and idk if it's because of the "release of" Donda 2 and Ryan watching Jeen-Yuhs...but he was ready for smoke! Gemini Energy at 80% at this point LOL. We had some fun like we always do doing these episodes and this one has some nostalgia throughout.

Timestamps:

01:30 - Intro

 5:00 - Branch Binging: Adults Adopting Adults…Canceled!
                               Adults Adopting Adults - 5:05
                               Raising Kanan DONE- 8:23
                               Jeen - Yuhs - 10:11

 16:41 - Who's Yo Celebrity Idol?? Remember seeing MJ fans faint?

22:14 - Mukbang Videos need to GOOOOO!!!

28:18 - Gentle Robbery Story

31:28 - My kids won't let me be free/Gemini Energy showing from Ryan!

 38:07 - Jock life wasn't for everybody, Ryan's Varsity Night from the past.

43:13 - Why we so fragile as human's? You landed on yo ankle B?/ Pod Update

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AYO!!! Didn't I tell ya'll in the past how Ly be attacking Ryan...WELP!! Got it on video LOL. Who would've thought it would've happened from a topic from Branch Binging. It's been a fun little week lately but of course we gotta find some negatives in the fun. On this episode we talk about the innovative scammers of our time LOL but nah how is social media always on this damn docket of things to discuss? Well because it's been detrimental to society in the past 10 years that's why...but I digress

Timestamps:

01:25 - Intro

02:25 - Birthday Shenanigans pt.2

09:25 - Branch Binging: Suicide Squad(HBO Max), Forgot I watched this last week
            12:01 The Woman With The Karen Haircut who sits in her window looking for Drama...                                 or Something like that (NetFlix)
            15:53 Power Book III: Raising Kanan and Power Book IV: Force

19:43 - Tinder Swindler; We Aint Even see it but this is our opinions from what the Internet has told us so far

25:12 - The OG Scammer: Miss Cleo has a Documentary coming soon and we can't wait

28:54 - Why my Algorithm so Lusty? Also have ya'll heard of TTUD? Tik-Tok Usage Depression

35:50 - Controlling the Narrative on Social Media with too much information

44:51 - Superbowl Recap.... mainly the halftime show

49:45 - Winter Olympics... Who is watching it? Have ya'll thought about these events? How about these crashes tho???

56:40 - Outro

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Now...hear us out... it's not that we don't like people. It's just that we have a limit of how much  can we tolerate of society before we check out. Eventful past weekend here in the Branch home and although we forgot ONE detail after the Ice storm we had Upstate. We just would rather stay inside and avoid the stress of shopping, birthday parties and sometimes just talking on the phone. So this episode comes off a lil toxic and anti-social for us but hey, that's just who we are.

Timestamps:

01:50 - Intro

03:00 - Branch Binging:
                 911
                 Power: Book II Ghosts Season 1 and 2

11:40 - Do as I say, Not As I Do... Out in Public

17:04 - Birthday Party Non-Sense

26:38 - Who Is Giving Out My Numbah??

32:50 - Commercials ARE still Out of Pocket, Pregnancy Test ads

38:31 - Back in my day... Ya Age Is showing with Car Woes

49:34 - Nelly's Dilemma, Women and their Male body shamming

58:00 - Power Skit/ Outro

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Maaaaan if ya'll haven't subscribed to the YouTube channel by now, this may explain the adjusted Season 2. There isn't an official Season 2 of course but we got hit with a copyright strike for our outro song NOW! So I had to last min scramble and change our outro literally 15 min before recording. Show must go on right? We got a lil ice storm dropping down in Upstate NY at the moment so we found the time to discuss some things. Like dislike of names, food facts from Ly, and Valentine's disdain!! 

Timestamps:

01:30 - Intro

02:25 - In Honor Of Black History Month

07:50 - Valentine's Day and Women's Month? C'mon Son/Irate Ryan

09:55 - Branch Binging
              The Eternals 10:38
              Joselyn's Cabaret Season 3 22:42

25:10 - DON'T Call Out My Name

33:50 - EMoHtIoNaL DaHmAgE

42:10 - You Tried It With this Food Fact Ly!

49:05 - No Nicotine Soon, MY Resolution is MY Resolution on MY Time

55:45 - Girl Scout Cookies and Parents Not Minding Their business

1:01:12 - New Outro Song Because of YouTube

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Is this how we kickin things off for a "Season 2"? In fact this a unofficial one, Ryan just wanted to debut that new intro badly. Have ya'll ever heard of the term incel? Like we was sure that it meant a whole different thing back in the 2000's 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♀️. Anyways, a lot of men been out here waving their entitlement flags lately. How often do you see women hold doors for men or pull chairs out, open doors....not often huh. What is the true nature of chivalry........I'll tell ya, too try and break that barrier around that P.....not that 🅿

01:49 Intro

02:51 Branch Binging
               Power Book II
               Bohemian Rhapsody

10:19 Songs Stuck In Ya Head

16:07 Age Ain't Nothin but a number, but Fallin down after 50 Brings back pain

23:53 Sulking A$$ Facebook Parents

28:15 M&M Marketing Woes

34:59 Incel Talk from Kevin Samuels

44:21 P-Powers Activated!!! or Chivalry Truths

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