If you amateurs are having trouble downloading this episode we recommend that you move your gong away from your router because you don't want to miss the best podcast about Joni Mitchell and the 133rd greatest album of all time, Hejira.

But before we get to the album we have a weekend at Bernie's situation going on when we take a call from a traffic cone and become the best podcast about The Last of Us on HBO. We also discuss ordering spicy food, a Valentine's Day balloon disaster, and the best ice breakers for a dinner party.

Then at (51:00) we sing our own song for Sharon and discuss Joni Mitchell's 1976 folk jazz album, Hejira. We discuss Joni Mitchell's vocal presence, the best fretless bass songs, and the inspiration for the Law and Order theme song. If you skipped forward to this part of the podcast to hear Pee Wee's balloon trick, an Alan Jackson video breakdown, and our thoughts on male implants, sorry you've got the wrong Joni Mitchell episode, you should check out our Court and Spark episode instead!

Next week, ready or not, here we come with the best Fugees podcast when we discuss the 1996 hip hop album, the Score.......Does anyone else smell toast?