In a rare show of restraint and professionalism this week, we actually manage to stay on topic, and that topic is Christmas. We're going through a list of Josh's favourite Christmas things, and then we try some Christmas crisps in a festive Pete's Treats! Thanks for sticking with us for another year of this nonsense, and we'll see you next week for a NYE special to round out 2022. Wherever you are and however you celebrate, we with you the best from us at Joshin' With Pete. Speaking of @joshinwithpete, follow us on Twitter to keep up with new releases.

This week we've got some real treats for you guys in the form of our longest episode yet (hold for applause) and a brand-new guest! Mike "long time listener, first time caller" McCahill has brought his singular talents to the show, along with a big list of awful movies for us to talk about. Not for the faint hearted, we delve into what IMDB users have declared the worst 100 movies ever made. Then a little later in the show we have real treats for us in the form of actual real-life treats on Pete's Sweets! If you like the sound of that and want to keep up with the show, follow us on Twitter @joshinwithpete. You can even send us DMs, but let it be known that the show is non-refundable.

We promise that this was an intentionally belated Halloween episode. There is no chance that we started talking about Disneyland and managed to veer wildly into a discussion of things that terrify us to our very core. Last week we did the Candy Corn side of Halloween, this week we get a bit spooky, especially if what scares you is two guys half-rememering YouTube videos they saw in 2011. If you want to keep up to date with the show, then follow us on Twitter @joshinwithpete! (We have not, as of yet, had any imposter accounts set up, but if anybody wants to do that you have our full support)

Halloween strikes again! And you know what that means, a special Halloween edition of Pete's trick-or-TREATs, where we review sweets. If you're on the fence about buying some Halloween-themed sweets, and you need to know the opinion of someone who doesn't like sweets, and then someone that likes almost anything that isn't an apple - then look no further. If you want to get in touch with us off the back of any of the comments we made on this week's show, get in touch with us @joshinwithpete on Twitter! Although if those comments are negative then please just scrawl them on a bathroom wall, we'll still probably read them out on the show.

Fresh from a COVID hiatus we're back up to our old tricks with about 40 solid minutes on toilet etiquette, although there's not much etiquette to be found in the episode itseld. Fueled by listener feedback we launch into some pressing questions on our bathroom habits. It's a masterpiece of nonsense. If that tickles your fancy, then follow us on Twitter @joshinwithpete, and this week we're want to hear from you about your ideal podcast length, whether that is specific for urine-discussion episodes or otherwise. Our DMs are open.

Call the police, call the coastguard, call the god damn X-Men because we are back at it again, ASSUALTING the podcast scene with shoddy pun work and inane food reviews. This week we're trying some Irish Cadbury's to varying degrees of success, and Pete confesses that he has a blanket distaste for all jam. Baffling (yes, it's me, I write the episode descriptions and I still cannot get my head around my co-host's hatred of fruit - Josh). If you like the sound of that and other stuff like it, give us a follow on Twitter @joshinwithpete! And let it be known that if you send us food, we will eat it on the show. We'll see how wise that proves to be at a later date. Love ya.

To commemorate us assaulting the airwaves for a whole calendar year, we've decided to crack out the party games. We've got a couple of rounds of Mindjob (a sweary card game), a couple of rounds of 20 Questions, and much more in this week's birthday edition of Joshin' With Pete. You can get in touch with us on Twitter @Joshinwithpete, and let us know what your favourite board game is. Other than that, enjoy the party.

If you are a listener that enjoys the chaos of the show, then boy do we have an episode for you. In the throes of the recent heatwave, we got together and had a chat that starts with a conspiracy theory about alternative history, but that quickly devolved into discussion of TV show intros and outros. We also managed to include a toilet break, a medley of poorly-sung power ballads from the 80s, and a brief interruption where someone just knocked at the door. It's perfection. So much so that you should follow us on Twitter @joshinwithpete! We accept both compliments and hate mail in the DMs. Happy Friday!

Check back in with us for a transatlantic edition of Pete's Sweets™, where the fellas try some state-side sweets as a late-night treat. There are some highs, some lows, and some very questionable similes. Not to get ahead of myself, but I'd go as far as to say that this podcast is a landmark event in culinary criticism. But you can decide for yourselves. And then, follow us on Twitter @joshinwithpete, and let us know your favourite foreign snacks!

I don't know what to say about this episode except that we start off talking about Milton Keynes, and then end up contemplating the existence of God. Enjoy the journey. Follow us on Twitter @joshinwithpete