This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’. Join us as we take a journey into our imaginations and remember a boisterous  bearded man with a penchant for porkchops and his likable little fellow with the horns of a steer and a deep purple pigment. Today we muster up the courage to ride a replacement of a theme park wunderkind, as we cover Journey into Imagination with Figment. Tune in and find out; what ever happened to the dreamfinder?, why is Figment a frat bro now?, who in the great basin of beelzebub is Dr. Niles Channing, and what did he do with our mother lovin' pavilion? ... All these questions and so much more will be answered if you dare to dream the undreamable dream and imagine greatness where Eisner once saw only dollar signs. Will our dynamic duo make it out of the imagination institute with fewer than five figment farted on us jokes? There’s only one way to find out!