It’s not time to head home to the friendlier snow drifts of Christmasland just yet. The ladies continue their weekend excursion to Christmasland’s slightly grittier neighboring town, Holidayland…aka Netflix.

Chad Michael Murray returns for another leading-man turn in ‘The Merry Gentlemen.’

To save her parents' small-town performing venue, a former big-city dancer decides to stage an all-male, Christmas-themed revue.

Will Ashley save her parents’ bar AND get her job back as a Broadway dancer? Will a random group of local townsmen have impossibly chiseled abs? Is stripping really the best way to celebrate Baby Jesus?

Kira and Amelia answer all your questions and hand out episode awards:

• Robert A. Baron Villain Award for the most dastardly villain the film could produce
• Christmas Ham Award for the most over-the-top, entertaining performance
• Christmas Tree Topper for best performance

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Grab your passport and pack an overnight bag. The ladies are taking you on a weekend excursion to Christmasland’s slightly grittier neighboring town, Holidayland…aka Netflix.

‘Hot Frosty’ stars Christmasland royalty Lacey Chabert and Dustin Milligan of ‘Schitt’s Creek’ fame.

“Widow Kathy magically brings a snowman to life. His innocence helps her heal and find love again. They bond before the holidays, but he’s doomed to melt.”

Will Jack figure out how to become a real human?

Will Kathy learn to love again?

How do you cover a naked snowman’s snowballs?

Kira and Amelia answer all your questions and hand out episode awards:

• Robert A. Baron Villain Award for the most dastardly villain the film could produce
• Christmas Ham Award for the most over-the-top, entertaining performance
• Christmas Tree Topper for best performance

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This week Kira and Amelia review ‘Christmas on Windmill Way’ from GAF, starring Chad Michael Murray.

Will Mia and Brady repair the relationship that was broken when Brady left town for a photography internship in the big city?

Will grandma save the windmill?

Where exactly is Windmill Way, and do they have mob ties?

Kira and Amelia answer all your questions and hand out episode awards:

• Robert A. Baron Villain Award for the most dastardly villain the film could produce
• Christmas Ham Award for the most over-the-top, entertaining performance
• Christmas Tree Topper for best performance

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The girls review the anticipated sequel to Hallmark’s ‘3 Wise Men and a Baby’ - ‘3 Wiser Men and a Boy.’

Did the brothers figure out a way to save the Christmas play?

Did becoming a dad make Luke hotter?

Are peanut allergies real or are modern children just weak?

Kira and Amelia answer all your questions and hand out episode awards:

• Robert A. Baron Villain Award for the most dastardly villain the film could produce
• Christmas Ham Award for the most over-the-top, entertaining performance
• Christmas Tree Topper for best performance

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The girls review GAF's 'B&B Merry.'

Will the busy travel vlogger slow down enough to find love? Will the cozy little b&b fall to the big, new, cold corporate hotel? Will the handsome B&B owner get hotter?

Will Kira stop calling it an Air bnb?

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This week we review Hallmark’s 2023 offering ‘A Biltmore Christmas’ starring Christmasland favorite Kristoffer Polaha. We’re big fans of time travel storylines and this stellar cast of veterans brings the beautiful location and wardrobes to life. Will Lucy ever find a real-life happy ending? Will the space-time continuum collapse under the weight of this unscientific love story? Is Sandra Bullock really in this movie? Kira and Amelia answer all your questions and hand out episode awards: Robert A. Baron Villain Award for the most dastardly villain the film could produce Christmas Ham Award for the most over-the-top, entertaining performance Christmas Tree Topper (or the Candace Cameron Bure) for best performance Drop your choices in the comments! Link to Polaha explainer episode: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-very-merry-podcast/id1543129938?i=1000545755885 Link to Hot Sassafras (5 Star Christmas) https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-very-merry-podcast/id1543129938?i=1000502268907 Follow us on IG and X @JTChristmasland

This week we fulfill a promise from our old podcast and review Hallmark’s ‘A Princess For Christmas’ from 2011. This film stars a very youthful Sam Heughan (Outlander) and a very…seasoned Sir Roger Moore (007). “When Jules Daly’s sister and brother-in-law are tragically killed in an accident, Jules Daly (Katie McGrath) becomes guardian to her young niece Maddie and nephew Milo. On top of balancing the daily hysteria of becoming an overnight parent, Jules was recently laid off at work, her car is on the fritz, and the kids’ shenanigans have caused a dozen nannies to flee. When an ominous knock on the door comes late one evening, Jules wonders, what now? At the door is Paisley Winterbottom (Miles Richardson), a proper English butler, with a curious invitation: a Christmas holiday with grandfather, Edward (Roger Moore), the Duke of Castlebury Hall, who was absent from the kids’ lives, but wants to reconnect out of love for his late son. Jules initially wants to decline the trip, but her eventual acceptance makes for a magical Christmas season for everyone.” Will a precocious little girl melt the cold, black heart of her curmudgeonly grandfather? Will the handsome prince choose royalty over romance? Why are there so many orphans in Christmasland? Kira and Amelia answer all your questions and hand out episode awards: Robert A. Baron Villain Award for the most dastardly villain the film could produce Christmas Ham Award for the most over-the-top, entertaining performance Christmas Tree Topper (or the Candace Cameron Bure) for best performance Drop your choices in the comments! Follow us on IG and X @JTChristmasland