Joystick Jerks

In this very special Christmas episode, Jay does his Rage Quit, news, Blow My Cartridge is Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, Dumpster Dive into Scott Pilgrim, a brand new segment called DLC SMyD is Minecraft: Skyrim Edition, Nick reviews Resogun, and the Jerks sing a very special Joystick Jerks Christmas song.  Share your thoughts in the comments, like, share, rate, and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

ANT DOGG IS BACK!  This is out Legends of Zelda themed episode.  We have a bit of news, Blow My Cartridge is Legends of Zelda II: The Adventures of Link, Jay gives a review for Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons, Ant gives a review for The Legends of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds, and the guys feel around Jay's Sack and play some Jerky games.  It was a great episode and we hope you enjoy it.  Let us know what you thought in the comments.  Like, share, rate, and review.  And as always, Jerk Nation... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

Ant is absent... AGAIN!  So, Nick decides to use his Rage Quit to speak for Jerk Nation about Ant's absence.  Jay and Nick both fudged up last episode and make up for it this week in I've Been Drinkin', Bitch.  This episode is packed full of news, Blow My Cartridge is Streets of Rage 2, and the Jerks stroke their egos and talk about some of their finest accomplishments in gaming.  Let us know what you thought about this week's episode in the comments.  Don't forget to like, rate, review, and share with your friends.  And, as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

Ant Dogg is robo-trippin' and absent yet again.  To take his place is non other than the one and only Sean Mitchell!  Tons-o-news, Jays turn to rage out in This Week In Rage Quit, Blow My Cartridge is Mega Man, Jay puts Nick and Sean to the test with a little game to mess with their heads, and Nick reviews Dead Rising 3.  This was a fun episode, so be sure to let us know what you thought in the comments.  Don't forget to like, share, rate, and review, Jerk Nation!  COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

Ant is absent this episode.  It's just the OG Jerks, yo.  We talk about news, Blow My Cartridge is GameCube, Nick gives a Love Quit, Jay and Nick go over what they're thankful for in modern gaming, and the guys give their impressions of the PS4 and Xbox One.  Like, comment, share, rate, review, and as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS, BITCHES!

Who would win in video game quizzo, Ant or Nick?  Listen to find out!  We have a crap-ton of PS4 news for you in this episode, BlasterMaster for Blow My Cartridge, Ant is up for his Rage Quit, and we get a special guest appearance from God and Satan.  Hit us up, Jerk Nation!  Comment, like, share, rate, review, and all that happy horse turds.  Enjoy!  And, as always, COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS, BITCHES!

This episode is all about FPS, first-person shooters.  This week the Jerks get a visit from God, it's Jay's turn in Rage Quit, we talk Half Life and Counter Strike for Blow My Cartridge, News, Jay gives a review for Call of Duty: Ghosts, and we go over our top 10 favorite FPS games.  Let us know what you thought, guys!  Like, comment, share, rate, and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!  Enjoy!

Welcome back, Jerk Nation!  In this episode, we welcome back our guest James Yost.  Also, it's Nick's week in Rage Quit, we put Yost to work with a review of Pokemon X and Y, Jay reviewed Battlefield 4, and Nick shared his thoughts on Assassins Creed: Black Flag.  Since we had Yost on, we asked him a few questions that the Jerks answered from past episodes.  Lots of bullshitting, beer spilling, and gobstopper chewing in this episode.  Tell us what you thought!  Comment, like, share, rate, and review.  And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTT CHEEKS!

In this episode, Ant's Rage Quit, news, PS2 is Blow My Cartridge, Nick reviews Batman: Arkham Origins, and the guys who go over scary monsters in video games.  What did you guys think?  Give us your thoughts.  Like, comment, share, rate, and review!  Enjoys, Jerk Nation, and have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

In this episode, Ant is absent (BOOOOO), Jay rages, Final Fantasy VI for Blow My Cartridge, and Nick and Jay play Fuck, Marry, Kill with video game characters.  Tell us what you thought in the comments below, share, rate, and review.  Enjoys, buttholes.