Joystick Jerks

Pray for our livers. News, BMC is Space Invaders, we play some Would You Rather, and Ant gives an AskPussy question. We don't remember what happene in this episode, so if you could possibly explain it or give a synopsis in the comments, we'd greatly appreciate it. And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!

Hostility, anxiety, danger - all present in this episode! News, Blow My Cartridge is Batman for the NES, Nick tries to review Batman: Arkham Knight (but Jay interupts him every 2 seconds and doesn't allow him to finish a thought), and Ant's AskPussy question for the week is all about boss battles. Get at us, y'all! Drop us a line on the Facebook page, the JerkNation Facebook group, Twitter, or send us a courier pidgeon. And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!

Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the delay in posting this episode! We got our asses rocked by storms over here in South Jersey on Tuesday evening. A tornado touched down just a couple of miles away from othe Jerk Tower. Trees were uprooted and lying in the streets. We were left without power for 4 days and no internet or cable for 7 days. We hope that everyone in this area made out alright! News, I Been Drinkin, Bitch! is back, some other stuff happened, we play a new game that Jay came up with, and Ant Dogg's AskPussy question of the week is totally gay. Give us a review on iTunes to help us out and, of course, spread the word, turd! Hit us up, drop a line, let us know how your balls are doing. And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!!! Enjoy!

This episode was completely off the cuff. News is light, we go over most of what happened at E3 (EVERYONE GOT SHOT IN THE DICK), Ant's AskPussy is sexual again. Join the JerkNation Facebook page, like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter, stuff and things and things and stuff. Blah blah blah blah stuff stuff words. Butt, poop, fart. Comment, like, rate and review on iTunes. a;sldkjfasdfj; And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy! K, bye.

We get a Rage Quit from JerkNation's own Anthony Gonzalez, news, Blow My Cartridge is Earthbound, we play a new game using Google search results, and Ant gives an AskPussy question. The challenge of the month has been completed again - this time by John Milway. Submit those songs, people! Drop us a line, submit a video, draw us a self portrait of you naked and covering your naughty bits with a piece of fruit... whatever you want. And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy, peoples.

We got drunk and things got weird. We also talked about what we hope to see at E3, Blow My Cartridge was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES), Thaddeus Martinelli gave us a sweet little life hack, Jonathan "Savage" Evans comes through on the challenge of the month, and AskPussy gets weird when the ladies help ask the questions. Prepare yourself! If you've always wanted to hear Nick and Ant's old band, fuck the rest of the episode and skip to the end! And when we leave, bitches... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!

This week, Jay proves again that he sucks. Drop us a line and let us know why you think Jay sucks. Oh yeah... and COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS!

News, Blow My Cartridge is God of War, Ant gives his first impressions of The Witcher 3, we give a failed attempt at being funny, and Ant has a really dull AskPussy question for us. Comment, like, share, rate and review. And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy, poopy heads!

News, Blow My Cartridge is Kingdom Hearts, Ant reviews The Wolf Among Us, Ant and Nick play 5 in 10, and Ant's AskPussy is all about jerking off. Head on over to iTunes to give us a review! Comment, like, share, and tell your grandfather's barber about us. And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!

No Ant Dogg this episode. News, Go Fact Yourself is Batman: Arkham Asylum and City, we go over upcoming game releases and talk about how broke we're going to be, and Jay gives an AskPussy to discover out go-to curse words. Head over to iTunes and give us a review - preferrably 5-stars. Tell your mommy and all of her friends about us - tell 'em we have big weiners. Let us know what you thought of this episode. Comment, like, share, rate and review. And as always... COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTTCHEEKS! Enjoy!