J.R.R. You Tolkien To Me

Gather 'round, friends as episode 2 is upon us, for the future of Tir Asleen has been revealed and Elora Danan is its name! Now, Willow and the others must set out from the humble Nelwyn village to confront evil as Elora must embrace her destiny, learning magic from the High Aldwin himself, Willow.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

The tale of Willow Ufgood,

He started from his small village,

And did all that he could.

The baby was Elora Danan,

Madmartigan was tall.

The group set out to Bavmorda,

To see that Queen fall,

To see that Queen fall.

The magic started getting dark,

Our halfling mage was tossed,

If not for the courage of his fearless heart

Tir Asleen would be lost,

Tir Asleen would be lost.

Years later Sorsha sends a small group to stop a rising threat.

With Willow there,

Kit and Jade too,

Thraxus Boorman and Silas.

Graydon Hastur,

The Prophecy,

A Red Shirt too,

Right there, on Disney Plus.

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