In this week's action packed episode we get truly explosive as we ask, who done that Udûn? SPOILERS - It's that freaking weasel Waldreg the miserable little c***!

What did we miss in episode 5? What exactly is the deal with Elves and Balrogs? What happens when you mix evil with good and is it really like a peanut butter cup and does that mean that mithril will tast as good? Take the Helm's Deep Dive and find out!

Get ready to be spread apart as we open wide, this week's episode, Partings. From halfling wanderings to Halbrand wonderings, people part and propagate in polar positions to properly plant their posteriors for the pending provocation.

This week we dive so deep that even the rocks and roots believe us as we get philosophical and talk about Nietzsche and his influence on Tolkien and ask the big question, is Ilúvatar dead? We also get into the actors, the seeing stones and why the hell does Elendil look look so damn good for his age?

It's time to wax up your board, jump on and ride the Great Wave with us, over Númenor, through the mines of Moria and into dark shadow, led by Adar, threatening Arondir, Bronwyn, Theo and the rest of the Southlands.

This week we take you Helm's Deep into Númenor, discuss why some people are taking issue with ethnic diversity in a fantasy as well as a few things we did not get the chance to speak about on the main episode and we push even further, Helm's Deep, if you will, into Halbrand.

This week you can just call us, Daddy... or Father if you’re nasty, as we follow Arondir as he's put in chains, the Harfoots deciding who gets left behind and who doesn't and Galadriel enjoying herself on a horse, perhaps too much after she and Halbrand find themselves on the star shaped isle of Númenor!

Join us as we go deep, “Helm's Deep,” pushing straight into all of your eager information holes to discuss theories, point out what we missed in our last episode(s) and drop a few more tidbits of book lore, all before watching Episode 3 of The Rings of Power.

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What happens when the fair Lady Galadriel emerges from the frigid waters of the Sundering Sea wearing nothing but a sheer, translucent elven gown, clinging to her wet body? Come, take the plunge with us and find out!