JTMPOD

We think a lot about the future in this one, including whether or not we'll have to worry about our kids when they start driving; or will the cars be perfectly safe?

Matt teaches Georgia to heckle bystanders, Joey ponders the day peeing your pants is a sign of submissive respect, and we all wonder how to treat conservative interviews while being ourselves.

This is Joey. It's happening again. Can't finish this description.

Toby gave his bug to Joey, but we have fun catching Toby up on what he missed while he was on the toilet last weekend.

The fellas do a little open brainstorming about the upcoming conference with BC Club's help. They also debate a bit on whether one can help a homeless person with pure motives.

Toby catches our pre-production meeting on tape where we talk about female and male teachers doing inappropriate things with students, and Matt poses a theory that everyone does exactly the extent to which they calculate they can get away with.

While Toby and Joey fantasize a bit about defending people's honor and protecting the helpless, Matt is more pragmatic, and only sees reasons to abort the situation. Do Matt, Toby, and/or Joey worry about their kids listening to the podcast? And Matt keeps Joey from going to jail (true story).

Toby and Joey got in an argument on the Jonathan Martin episode that we cut out, but decided to go ahead and let you all hear it here.

How important is getting counseling? Can you coast in a marriage and be happy? Why is marriage such hard work? And what the hell is a "mid-life moment of truth?"

Matt believes there should be a prize of some sort for those who don't cheat on their spouse. Which makes us think, if there was no God, how much would our behavior change? If we started doing a bunch of bad stuff, what does that say about our character? And is there any such thing as "character" if there's no God?