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Good news! We’ve finally found it: the best episode of the show! It’s S04E13, “And Circumstance”, a truly wonderful, joyous time! Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s all smooth sailing from here

Hello. I’m divorce attorney. Do you have you divorce? Are you want airplane? Call my divorce office attorney office for instant airplane. Have you S04E12, “Pomp”? If so, you may entitled to free airplane. Please call me. I’m Bill Binkman. Please call me. I’m Bill Binkman. This week, we’ve given up on words… but we WILL make love to you again.

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Big changes this week! Sam and Jordan have been replaced by the critically acclaimed hip-hop duo $kall1on Pancake and King Drugzz, who are here to “rap” with you (haha) about S04E11, “The Games We Play”! …Just kidding! I was just “playing a game” with you, (haha,) this is still Sam and Jordan! This week, we’re rolling in graduation money. Thaaaat’s Hollywood!

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This week, on a very special Juergen' It, we discuss S04E10, the very nearly well-titled "4-1-1"! You know phones? The writers just found out about them and they're panicking. I don't even know what else to say about this one. The writers have issues. You'll see! This week, we welcome new character Ethan to Small Town LA. Well, uh, bye, Ethan!

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We’re back! It’s been a few weeks, and the show is [checks notes] bad again! We’re here discussion S04E09, “Flip Flop”, and oops I just realized as I’m writing this that we forgot to do a Titlewatch, so here it is: sure! This title accurately describes the bad events of this episode! Why did Ben and Adrian get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the Turks. This week, we’re sippin’ on Arnold. And, like we always say, piece tell me or coment!

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Can it be…? Has the smooth sailing arrived at last? Friend of the show Lauren joins us once again to discuss S04E08, “Dancing With the Stars”, an episode that none of us hated! In fact, it was mostly fine! Milton has some moments, and Daniel has some moments, and Ruben has some moments, and Jack is Jack, but, you know! Other than that, pretty watchable! This week… it’s Ben? Don’t forget to subscribe to us on TruTube!

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Breathe easy this week, because it’s S04E07, “Cute”, an episode that is relatively watchable by Secret Life standards. It’s season 4, and now when entire relationships are thrown aside like they might as well have never happened, we like it! It’s just funny! This week, we kind of almost like the episode. But not as much as Dancing With the Stars!

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Good news! We’ve finally found it: the worst episode of the show! It’s S04E06, “Don’t Go in There!”, a truly miserable, awful time! Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s all smooth sailing from here

Good news! We’ve finally found it: the worst episode of the show! It’s S04E05, “Hole in the Wall”, a truly miserable, awful time! Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s all smooth sailing from here

Teens, I hope you have your funny fake Nevada IDs, because it’s cognac season! We’re here to talk about S04E04, “One Foot Out the Door”! Another bad one! Thank god! Paul Perlove is at it again, and we really hate to see it. This man hates Amy and Adrian so much! And Grace too, I think? And people with depression? And, uh, people who do nails? Paul, you need to chill. This week, Jordan just will not stop doing his taxes. April 15th, don’t forget!

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