Julian Nial episodes:

• February 14, 2023Mistakes 🫢

  'MISTAKES (OOPS, UH OH)'

  Written by Julian Deans

  Produced & Co-written by Matthias Niedermayr

  Co-produced by Julian Deans

  Mastered by by LANDR

  Artwork by Julian Deans

  ©️ 2023

  LYRICS:

  (Oh)

  CHORUS

  It's times like this that I hate my judgement like I hate your faces,

  It's times like this that I hate the time that you had me wasting wasted,

  Oops, uh oh, oops, uh oh, oops, uh oh,

  Let you drive me crazy,

  Now the feeling's faded,

  Learnt from my mistakes.

  (Oops, uh oh uh oh, oops, uh oh)

  Learnt from my mistakes.

  (Oops, uh oh uh oh, oops, uh oh)

  Oops, uh oh,

  I fell for ya thinking you'd been good all along,

  Oops, uh oh,

  Got no control when it comes to chosing bad ones,

  Oops, uh oh,

  Oops uh oh, oh why? Oh why?

  Oops, uh oh,

  I fell for ya thinking you'd been good all along,

  Imagine if I begged for you back, you back,

  Imagine if I begged for you back.

  CHORUS

  Oops, uh oh,

  You fell for it, thinking I've been blind all along,

  Oops, uh oh,

  Ya got no control when it choosing vices,

  Oops, uh oh,

  Oops, uh oh, oh why? Oh why?

  Oops, uh oh,

  You fell for it, thinking I've been blind all along,

  Imagine if I begged for you back, you back,

  Imagine if I begged for you back, back back.

  CHORUS

  ...more

  

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• February 14, 2023No Returns ❌

  'NO RETURNS'

  Written by Julian Deans

  Produced & Co-written by Matthias Niedermayr

  Co-produced by Julian Deans

  Mastered by by LANDR

  Artwork by Julian Deans

  ©️ 2023

  LYRICS:

  La la la la la la la la(uh)

  You got a lotta nerve returning here,

  you can break down the door,

  fuck it why don't you just go rent a bulldozer?

  'Cause you destroyed this place already,

  destroyed this place,

  and boy it leaves my heart so heavy,

  we won't reinstate.

  CHORUS

  This store don't do returns though,

  No returns y'all witnessed all the damage though,

  No returns ho,

  This boy don't do returns oh,

  No returns oh,

  Don't even care about your phoney receipts so....

  Do you think I haven't heard?

  Should approach with fear,

  Try to break down these walls,

  Fuck it why don't you just go buy a detonator?

  But you destroyed this place already,

  destroyed this place,

  and boy it leaves my heart so heavy,

  we won't reinstate.

  CHORUS

  La la la la la la la la(uh)

  La la la la la la la la

  (Yeh you)

  You just want to beg and plead to give me your apology,

  You just want my body on ya and live your fantasy,

  Excuse me while I party and forget 'bout what you done to me.

  (No, --urn- no, no returns)

  You just want to beg and plead to give me your apology,

  You just want my body on ya and live your fantasy,

  Excuse me while I party and forget 'bout what you done to me.

  La la la la la la la la

  La la la la la la la la

  CHORUS

  You got a lotta nerve returning here,

  you can break down the door,

  fuck it why don't you just go rent a bulldozer,

  fuck it why don't you just go buy a detonator.

  You just want to beg and plead to give me your apology,

  You just want my body on ya and live your fantasy,

  Excuse me while I party and forget 'bout what you done to me.

  Yehhh, no returns.

  ...more

  

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• February 14, 2023S.E.XXX.Y. 🫦

  'S.E.XXX.Y.'

  Written by Julian Deans & Michelle Escoffery

  Produced & Co-written by Josto

  Mastered by by LANDR

  Artwork by Julian Deans

  ©️ 2023

  LYRICS:

  Mmmmm

  Sexy, everything about you's so,

  Ohh yeh yeh,

  Mmmmm

  I know you wanna try,

  A slice of the pie,

  You ask me what's the price,

  I'll give you a sample baby,

  Mmmmm,

  You like it on the inside,

  Love it on the outside.

  PRECHORUS

  And I-i-i and I-i-i,

  Know you can't get enough,

  of my store,

  And I-i-i and I-i-i,

  I think you want more,

  think you want more,

  I think you want more,

  think you want more,

  CHORUS

  Uh uh uh uh,

  Sexy,

  Everything about you's so,

  Yeh yeh,

  Seductive,

  Engaging,

  XXX-Rated,

  Yeh,

  (Uh uh uh uh)

  Yeh yeh,

  So sensual,

  Erotic,

  XXX-citing,

  Yeh,

  Now permission to touch me,

  Uh uh uh uh,

  Sexy,

  Everything about you's so,

  (Yeh) Yeh yeh,

  Seductive,

  Engaging,

  XXX-Rated,

  Yeh,

  (Uh uh uh uh)

  Yeh yeh,

  So sensual,

  Erotic,

  XXX-citing,

  Yeh, so sexy,

  Come inside don't you be scared.

  I know just what you like,

  I'll give ya some of mine,

  I'm done with playing nice,

  I'll show you my demons baby,

  Mmmmm,

  I like it on the inside,

  Love it on the outside.

  PRECHORUS

  CHORUS

  So sexy,

  Sexy, oh yeh yeh.

  ...more

  

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• February 01, 2023Further Apart ↔️

  'FURTHER APART'

  Written by Julian Deans

  Produced & Co-written by Matthias Niedermayr

  Co-produced by Julian Deans

  Mastered by by LANDR

  Artwork by Julian Deans

  ©️ 2023

  LYRICS:

  I weren't expecting much,

  so please don't call it love,

  I'm just fine on my own.

  On my own.

  Sometimes I just give up,

  I can't keep up with us,

  when do I say enough is enough then?

  (Whooo-hooo-ooo)

  Got not time for it,

  (Whooo-hooo-ooo)

  So let's call each other friends,

  let's not say it's the end.

  PRECHORUS

  (So)

  Where do we go?

  I want you to know,

  think we're better alone,

  even though we've been gold.

  CHORUS

  Feeling further apart than we ever were,

  Yeh it was great from the start,

  it's the final straw,

  I bothered learning your heart,

  broke down to the core,

  Yet now we're further apart,

  not the one,

  we're in different worlds.

  POSTCHORUS

  Further apart yeh,

  Further apart yeh,

  Further apart,

  not the one,

  we're in different worlds,

  (oh oh oh)

  Further apart yeh,

  Further apart yeh,

  Further apart,

  Oh oh oh.

  Should I be feeling broken?

  When you weren't in it,

  Why bring you home?

  Go back home,

  sometimes I make it up,

  I never felt your love,

  when do I admit you pulled me in?

  (Whooo-hooo-ooo)

  Now you're out my head,

  (Whooo-hooo-ooo)

  except that we're still friends,

  so it's not really the end.

  PRECHORUS

  CHORUS

  POSTCHORUS

  Why did I give you my heart?

  You took my soul,

  you tore it apart,

  look back where we started,

  but where?...

  PRECHORUS

  CHORUS (With adlibs)

  POSTCHORUS

  Feeling further apart.

  ...more

  

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• January 25, 2023Criminal 🚨

  'CRIMINAL'

  Written by Julian Deans

  Produced & Co-written by Matthias Niedermayr

  Co-produced by Julian Deans

  Mastered by by LANDR

  Artwork by Julian Deans

  ©️ 2023

  LYRICS:

  (You're nothin' but a...)

  (You're nothin' but a...)

  (You're nothin' but a...)

  CHORUS

  You've been sneakin' round like a criminal,

  and I can't keep up 'cause you held me down,

  then pick up the phone, it's vibrating now,

  So what you hide the screen and then you throw me out,

  you've been creepin' round like a criminal,

  and all I know, you've been acting cold,

  I can't touch your phone, it's been ringing now,

  So what you shout at me and then I throw you out.

  (Out).

  What the fuck man,

  you mugged me off man,

  thought I was tough but,

  you came and ruined it,

  you left me wounded,

  and now I know I'll never trust again,

  you played with my heart,

  played with my heart,

  and now I know I'll never trust again,

  (You're nothin' but a...)

  You're nothing but a criminal.

  (You're nothin' but a...)

  CHORUS

  Bet you're laughing,

  have the last laugh then,

  they're only bruises,

  they keep on healing,

  it makes me stronger,

  Now I don't care if I find love again,

  get laid in my bed,

  got you out of my head,

  now I don't care if I find love again,

  (You're nothing but a...)

  You're nothing but a criminal,

  you turned me to a criminal.

  You know I'll throw you out.

  (ALT) CHORUS

  I'll be sneakin' round like a criminal,

  and I can't keep up 'cause you held me down,

  then pick up the phone, it's vibrating now,

  So what you hide the screen and then you throw me out,

  I'll be creepin' round like a criminal,

  and all I know, you've been acting cold,

  I can't touch your phone, it's been ringing now,

  So what you shout at me and then I throw you out.

  (Out).

  ...more

  

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• January 21, 2023Laid Down The Rules 📜

  'LAID DOWN THE RULES'

  Written by Julian Deans

  Produced & Co-written by Matthias Niedermayr

  Co-produced by Julian Deans

  Mastered by by LANDR

  Artwork by Julian Deans

  ©️ 2023

  LYRICS:

  (Laid down the rules)

  Why bother saying anything

  when you don't know where your hearts at?

  why bother opening your mouth,

  If you know you're gonna cheat then?

  I don't have time for this,

  I already know I'm honest,

  Ya figure this will end in bliss,

  Ya know you'll only take the piss.

  You can kiss who you want to,

  just don't go catching feelings.

  (You...)

  CHORUS

  Laid down the rules for you and I,

  and I don't recall anything 'bout lying,

  So you wanna go and do that behind my back?

  You laid down the rules then don't follow them.

  (Laid down the rules)

  I bothered trying anything,

  Knew exactly where my heart was,

  who knows why I even try,

  'Cause you do whatever you want.

  I don't have time for that,

  I already know where you're at,

  Ya thought I'd never check your chats,

  Ya get a thrill from sneaking round behind my back

  You can go wherever you want,

  If you let me know where you're heading.

  (You...)

  CHORUS x2

  ...more

  

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• January 08, 2023Damaged ❤️‍🩹

  'DAMAGED'

  Written by Julian Deans

  Co-written and produced by Pacific & Fastlane

  Mastered by by LANDR

  Artwork by Julian Deans

  ©️ 2023

  LYRICS:

  (Eh oh, eh oh)

  CHORUS

  I'm damaged from head to toe so you're winning,

  I'm damaged more than you know, I don't show it,

  I fell off the shelf and I smashed into pieces,

  (Eh oh, eh oh)

  My lights they go out then I reach for the whiskey,

  I figured you out, so why don't you see any sense?

  Chances are gone and you're watching us fading.

  (Eh oh, eh oh)

  God I know that I'm strong,

  keep testing my mental health though,

  and I know that you're wrong,

  it's just so much to throw away.

  PRECHORUS

  Why can't you change?

  What it's gonna take?

  Can these feelings break?

  Living through cloudy days,

  Thinking 'bout ending pain,

  Thoughts driving me insane,

  Why can't you change?

  What it's gonna take?

  (Eh oh, eh oh)

  (Eh oh, eh oh)

  CHORUS

  Hope hurting me has fixed ya,

  Please don't do it to the next one,

  I really hope that you learn,

  'cause that's what I deserve.

  PRECHORUS

  Why can't you change?

  What it's gonna take?

  CHORUS

  ...more

  

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• December 31, 2022Window Shopping 👀

  'WINDOW SHOPPING'

  Written by Julian Deans

  Co-written and produced by Matthias Niedermayr

  Mastered by by LANDR

  Artwork by Julian Deans

  ©️ 2023

  Lyrics:

  (Yeh, uh, Window Shopping)

  Love how it feels wiya,

  Unreal until,

  I started catching feelings,

  Oh no, oh no, oh no?!

  I just don't have the time to do that,

  I only got the time to do ya (right),

  and I know that we're healing still.

  PRECHORUS

  We can window shop,

  'Cause it isn't love,

  and I don't want what's inside,

  window shop,

  come inside, I'll...

  CHORUS

  Go get it from the back,

  'cause that's where I keep my freak at,

  (freaky, freaky, yeh, yeh)

  What you want more?

  Gonna see what's in store for you baby, yeh

  I can show you in the front,

  window shopping for my body.

  If you like it you can take it, take it, take it,

  But I won't be catching feelings for you any time,

  (Soon).

  Don't I look good on ya,

  Give you great deals,

  that I won't hold you down now,

  Oh no, oh no, oh no,

  So don't expect commitment darling,

  I only give you time to do this (right),

  Please don't think we're exclusive,

  (Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah nah).

  PRECHORUS

  CHORUS

  BRIDGE

  Time the store is closing up,

  Expecting nothing much,

  You know I don't sell love,

  Only wanna fuck.

  PRECHORUS

  CHORUS

  ...more

  

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• November 15, 2022Business 💼

  'BUSINESS'

  Written by Julian Deans

  Produced & Co-written by Matthias Niedermayr

  Co-produced by Julian Deans

  Mastered by by LANDR

  Artwork by Julian Deans

  ©️ 2022

  LYRICS:

  CHORUS

  You know all of this time I've been fighting for ya,

  While you've been sneaking 'round town tryna find your new thrill,

  and I've been wasting all day tryna think this over,

  but it's none of your bus-bus-bus-business,

  like it's not my bus-bus-bus-business, no.

  (Ooh ooh, ooh ooh)

  You know one of these days I'll be gone for real,

  You'll see me happy with him, we're the real deal,

  Yeh you've been planning all week how to fuck us over,

  but it's none of your bus-bus-bus-business,

  like it's not my bus-bus-bus-business, no.

  Mmmmm,

  You had your chance,

  we had our plans,

  Came to an end,

  'cause your heart's stuck in your pants,

  and I hope that you're happy,

  hope we can be friends.

  CHORUS

  Mmmmm,

  Don't care who's on your phone,

  you're in this alone now,

  I'm leaving our home,

  can't help wonder where you will go,

  oh, oh, oh, oh.

  OUTRO

  Will you stay here?

  Will you love him?

  Will you return?

  Will you regret?

  Will we be friends?

  Will you love me, again?

  Nahh, it's none of our business.

  ...more

  

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• June 17, 2022What a shame. 😮‍💨

  'WHAT A SHAME.'

  Written by Julian Deans

  Co-written & produced by Pacific & Polar Beats

  Mastered by by LANDR

  Artwork by Julian Deans

  ©️ 2022

  Lyrics:

  It bloody sucks that you're beautiful,

  Goddamn.

  You got a brain and you're physically,

  hot damn.

  Tried my luck with an introduction,

  I wanna be your man,

  Until this fella comes along,

  and he takes you by your hand.

  PRECHORUS

  I'm just a loser from down the street but,

  It was amazing getting to know ya,

  Made you smile,

  It made it worth while.

  CHORUS

  What a shame,

  Couldn't be lamer,

  I learnt your name,

  Turns out we're neighbours,

  I see your face like every day and,

  he's got you up on his shoulders,

  What a shame,

  Single last summer,

  I'll turn away,

  I don't want no drama,

  Steal your embrace,

  He's got you wrapped around his fingers,

  what a shame, wah ah ah.

  Taken by a bombshell it's typical,

  Goddamn.

  He's got no brain but he's physically,

  hot damn.

  Watch me having fun with this introduction,

  I wanna understand,

  How I take him down,

  Did I take it to far?

  I got no other plan.

  PRECHORUS

  CHORUS

  ...more

  

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