Welcome to Jungleland. CA Primary "results" are in! The scenario where California politics gets weirder than your ex's group chat. As it stands now, Karen Bass is staring down Spencer Pratt for L.A. Mayor & Steve Hilton is lining up against Xavier Becerra for Governor. But before you start printing victory banners or rage-tweeting, remember: it's California. It'll take weeks (maybe months) to count every last mail-in ballot, and you NEVER know what's gonna happen once the late-night "discoveries" start rolling in.

Who's READY FOR RAIN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA