Chuck was really bad today.

The fellows talk about the meaning of life. What’s more important — values or happiness? We also reminisce on the first recovery meetings we ever attended.

Chuck and Sam talk about how much they hate each other and Andy has to squash the beef.

Also discussed: antiquated ideas in AA and old wisdom in AA.

The guys talk about the biggest lies they told in active addiction and explore the possibility of a magic genie granting them the ability to use all the drugs they want without getting addicted.

Sam and Chuck were totally worthless on this episode, guys. You would think after beating Andy in the roast battle, Sam‘s confidence would be riding high but he just showed up being a yawning, drooling, zero that just sat there petting his hair. Chuck had even less to contribute. Andy also wasn’t very good.

The guys talk about how zoomers have culturally appropriated the term “trigger warning” from the drug addict community. Also discussed: the best and worst sober movies plus the difference between rigorous honesty and brutal honesty.

The guys talk about how 2Pac predicted heaven and how Andy doesn’t need to make amends to anybody.

The guys talk about big Pharma, immortality and Mormon communism, baby!

The guys talk about God.

Jonathon Falconer is an old friend who has a PhD in pharmaceutical chemistry. He lives in New Zealand and teaches a bunch of stupid New Zealanders about drugs and stuff. He’s really tall and gay.