This week, Cliffy B has escaped! The JAAP crew doesn't venture off to recapture him because they're too busy getting upset by incest shows and Nobunaga's dubstep robots and they need to podcast about it for your sick pleasure. Elsewhere, Rex wins the fight of the century™ and Tobiichi is crowned the Macaulay Culkin of Sweden while Jon disappoints Greg more than anyone ever should because Greg has the best taste and we should all praise his being and help him become the new assistant to the king of Egypt. He totally didn't write this description.

Watch out Cliffy B, the JAAP crew has moved their hole, just in time for episode… three? Come join Greg, Jon, Rex, and new co-host Tobiichi Karlsson as they once again delve into the depths of anime to discuss Ghostcest, shows that are things, and the return of sea pizza. Follow them as they bravely expose what esteemed actor Dean Cain does to children. All of that and more, on this podcast!

This week, which we'll call a special birthday episode for the sake of tiding Greg over, more shows are dropped as one series flounders in its own mediocrity and another takes a dive off of a cliff. Jon also gets killed to death by the eternal question: Who is his waifu?

In this 10% special episode of JAAP, Rex Wolff joins the show as a full co-host and Jon gets elected Best Person of 2014 by Time Magazine despite the fact that he probably likes meth. Everyone talks about just how stupid it is to phone random numbers scrawled on bathroom doors, and Greg and Jon subject themselves to a Shitty Fate. All this and more on the world's least entertaining podcast brought to you by two Americans and a South African.

Joined by ultra guest Rex Wolff, the gang wraps up the Fall season by giving out remarkably shiny awards and trying to privatise Japan's railways. Elsewhere, Jon brings up Gundam about 12000 times, prompting Greg and Rex to discuss why kids need to start killing earlier. All three will teach you a valuable lesson about the pizza of the sea and urge you to send them money and ovens so that the JAAP house of Connecticut can finally become a home. All this and more on the podcast where it's not about videogames, it's about freedom.

Without 905's guiding light, Greg and Jon are left to stumble around in the dark and talk about Twitter or something because they forget it's an anime podcast for a little while. Greg manages to say a few words about Gundam with the latest episode being "the one with the stupid suits" and they chat about Samurai Flamenco's recent plot twists. It's all OK though, for they get right into the spirit of Christmas and discover how the holiday can become sexier than ever.

Hitting upon the realization that they really want more money, Greg and Jon launch the latest Kickstarter sensation where you can give them money and they'll both fly to America to buy all of the 10 videogames in existence. They also discover that there is no symbolism in anime quite like butts made of fruit, and Jon makes deep, passionate love to Gundam Build Fighters. And finally you, the listener will become Nicolas Cage as you fight to uncover the National Treasure of JAAP.

(Apologies for the late upload! Technical difficulties are a pain in the ass - Greg)

Beginning by killing a co-host, Jon shows that all he wants is for everyone in anime to die for his amusement, especially everyone in Non Non Biyori. Greg and Jon lament how bad England is in Infinite Stratos and they both relearn the worlds most important lesson: America always wins.

Greg’s back this week, but still in Japan, phoning in early in the morning to talk about his experiences. Michael and Jon ask him about his trip, learning what shows are popular in Japan at the moment, and that apparently Joshiraku makes for a good travel itinerary. The group then move into the weekly watch, trying to figure out just what happened in Samurai Flamenco this week.

This week sees Michael and Jon left to their own devices as Greg explores the forbidden wilderness known as Japan. What do the two spend their time talking about? Surprisingly, not just about Gundam Build Fighters, as the two actually prove they can talk about more than giant killing machines and have actual discussion about romance shows. Then, the crew tackles the daunting task of ranking the outfits of the Joshiraku cast.