Don't stick your hand in the tiger cages. Elephants are just like speed boats. A very pink wedding. Plastic surgeries are just beauty naps. Doctors of Mystical Science and helicopter grenades...We are never going to financially recover from this week's episode. 

Since we're all in quarantine for the next 1-2 months, we decided to switch it up this week by kicking off our 8-part series coverage of the Netflix documentary, Tiger King!  

Zoo keepers don't wear underwear. It's totally safe to ride an elephant. All great stories start in Florida, Leopard print should always be worn in congress and there's a potential cult in Myrtle Beach.   Strap in, because it's only week 1.

**SPOILER ALERT** Don't listen if you haven't seen Tiger King on Netflix.  Nichole has a new teaching degree. Chelsea still doesn't like sweets. Tanning water is saving lives. Carole definitely killed her husband. I Saw Tiger is a BOP. And how to create your own Sabre Tooth Tiger. 

Shelter in place. Tiktok has never been bigger. Toilet paper is no longer for crafts. Ways to virtually shoot your shot. Getting ghosted during lockdown. WFH stands for no pants. Nichole tried alligator meat and Chelsea can't do push-ups. Stay safe and stay home! 

Facetime Facials. International massages. 3 Holy Mary Shots. Large drinks in small cups Jack could have fit on the door with Rose. Sonic the Hedgehog gets a 5 million dollar makeover. Sisterhood of the traveling dad pants. Super bacteria is throwing. a party so wash your hands.

How to speak Spanish. We're going to NY. "The City" = New York City. Did you do a bar? Flights iz scary. DOC MARTENS ARE BACK. Traffic jam, when you're already late. If you wore it the first time, you can't wear it the second time. Pulp Ficiton is a Rom Com. The Backstreet Boys were named after a flea market. Shoutout to Soleima. 

Seattle smells like mulch. How Chelsea got punched in the face pretending to be a gorilla. Miss Americana. Amanda Bynes gets a face tat. How to be a power ranger. Texas is full of cheaters (@beyoncesthighmeat). Beautiful moments at Burger King. P.s. We are now on every major streaming platform!!!!

Turn your ex into a cockroach. Freddie Prinze Jr. could still get it. Behind-the-scenes Bachelor facts revealed. Calling your partner the wrong name. Tiktok is Nichole's love language. Petty Love Pizzas. Chelsea tells her most embarrassing story about a crush. and that's on periods. 

Kentucky Fried Chicken and San Diego Pam are in the Super Bowl. Did OJ play for the Broncos or drive a Bronco? What are Roman Numerals? Guac for President. Bogo Brazilians. Who's going to win the Vince Vaughn trophy?