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John is in Iowa for the caucuses! Join him on the road on his way to see Bernie Sanders open for Vampire Weekend. He also talks anxiety about knocking doors for Bernie Sanders in Davenport, Iowa, advertises his brand new fetish website, has an emotional breakdown over the #NotMeBus and witnesses a caucus coin flip that denied Pete Buttigeig a delegate. #BernieWonIowa 

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We Stan Russian Assets in this house. After a nearly 3 month hiatus, John undercuts BetterHelp. The Squad endorses the only progressive running for president. Ohio Republicans accidentally legalize cannabis. Corporate news is propaganda. Plus: A Sponsorship (Finally!) 

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Thoughts and prayers to the victims who couldn't get into the Cincinnati Trump rally. Highlights from round 2 of Democratic Debates: CNN fails to cast Medicare for All in an extremist light. Bernie and Warren tag team the (candidates polling at) 1%. Corporate media SMEARS Tulsi Gabbard after she outs Kamala Harris as a dirty cop.

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Trump's racist rhetoric against Ilhan Omar and "The Squad" reaches new heights after millionaire Pelosi spends yet another week trashing progressives. Tucker Carlson might as well be Tweeting for the president. Socialist Kshama Sawant is running for reelection in Seattle. Plus, John rediscovers his patriotism on the 4th of July.

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Nancy Pelosi can't quit giving Trump everything he wants. The Troika of Democratic Socialism announces plans to #cancel all student debt. And Supreme Court officially pronounces our representative democracy dead. Despite the republic's demise, John can't help but cover the surprisingly progressive tone of the first Democratic Presidential Debates: Is Bernie still the only choice for progressives? Isn't Elizabeth Warren the exact same now, but like smarter and younger? WILL the Pod Save America guys convince Joe Biden to take a polygraph test while riding a school bus to "prove" he's against segregation?

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Donald Trump is a Corporate Socialist. Bernie Sanders stakes a strong claim for his candidacy for president and leaves all the so-called "progressives" in the dust. Plus, the Democratic debate cards have been announced and Tulsi Gabbard is poised to shine. Homeless people love capitalism. And Ted Cruz isn't such a bad guy?

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Could private health insurance BE more of a scam? California Dems boo corporate stooges at their annual convention. White boy feels sad after watching first episode of When They See Us. Plus, John totally flips a slam dunk on the Sean Hannity of Cincinnati. 

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It's Memorial Day and being pro-war is still not the same as patriotism. Federal judges confirm that Ohio's Republican leaders are dirty cheaters. The Democratic establishment attempts to distance itself from the socialism bogeyman. And Elizabeth Warren demonstrates how to easily win over rural Trump voters (and it doesn't even involve "reaching across the aisle", moving to the center or being openly racist). Plus: Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders – say his name three times into your bathroom mirror and he appears to ask for a donation of $26! 

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John is part of the problem on Twitter. The NRA comes to Indianapolis. Elizabeth Warren takes the lead on the student loan debt crisis. And the most exciting presidential candidate enters the field #GravelGang Plus, Tulsi Gabbard takes on the Democratic Establishment, CNN sandbags Sanders (again!) and the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile make a guest appearance. 

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