Wild Horse Saloon: the biggest bar I have ever seen. Send it to [email protected] or [email protected].

Wait... Chris Christie still exists? Send it to [email protected] or [email protected].

I made it to Nashville. Come with me tomorrow on a bike ride to downtown. Send it to [email protected] or [email protected].

At least I don't have to get on an airplane, get my teeth knocked in, and get thrown off the plane in a heap. Send it to [email protected] or to [email protected].

My friend's swimming pool was on an ancient seashell burial ground. Send it to [email protected] or to [email protected].

They do have the tallest indoor statue in the Western Hemishpere in Nashville, so at least there's that. Send it to [email protected] or to [email protected].

How bout Schaefer, or Old Style, or Stroh's? Do you remember those beers? Did you ever hear of Lava Soap? Let's talk about it. Send it to [email protected] or to [email protected].

Do you like 1920's American jazz era slang? How about the movie King Kong (1933)? How about beer? Me neither. Send it to [email protected] or to [email protected].

I talk about cavities, rotten skulls, and being sexually assaulted by my female dentist, god bless her.

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Now I visit his grave sometimes.

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