Just Completely Uncalled For

I should have accepted his proposal. Send your hate, and you send it good and hard, to [email protected] or to [email protected].

Have you ever died? Listen to this and you'll wish that you had! Send hate to [email protected] or to [email protected].

Do you want me to call you an ambulance? I'll call you far worse than that. Send hate to [email protected] or to [email protected].

Send me that hate. Send cancer to [email protected] or to [email protected].

Make America great again with a 1/4 pound hamburger patty on the children's menu! Aww... Look at the little guy eat his tiny 1/4 pound burger. So cute! Send the inevitable hate to [email protected] or [email protected].

They are going to Chicago with their daughter to homecoming dresses, and other sentences that make no sense. Send hate to [email protected] or to [email protected].

When I was a young teenager, I saw a piece of space break up in the night sky. It crystallized in my head my fear of growing up. Send hate, or anything, to [email protected] or to [email protected]

I said a moronic thing to a blind man. Send hate mail to [email protected] or to [email protected].

Anti-jokes. A nothing night. Early to bed, and see ya tomorrow! Send hate to [email protected] or to [email protected]/

In the event of a burning plane crash, the most important thing is not to hurry! Be sure to methodically retrieve your bag of socks and underpants before jumping on the evac slide. Send hate mail to [email protected] or to [email protected].