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Why the f**k are we still taking advice from Greta Thunberg? I was in the sauna with some animal, who thought it was ok to shave his body in there. Influencers make me sick (although, I wish I was one). A mom was doing "mom things" at Whole Foods. And my haircut STILL sucks!!

The car wash down the block really pissed me off. I went to a Halloween party with Zoe (PT). I bought 3 dozen bagels. And I had an unfortunate incident in the mens bathroom.

Mom drivers, I'm sorry for what you'll about to hear. I saw a lady laying on a sidewalk, crying. I got an expensive and BAD haircut. And I went to yet another annoying open mic.

My new Doctor is an absolute "G". I give my Fatburger review. I go to Lexus for my first official oil change with them. And I get my balls broken at an open mic.

I absolutely hate when people announce that their friend or family have a birthday, when at a restaurant. Why don't workers arrive when they promise they'll arrive? Do you think I like waiting around all day for you? And, I hate the vet.

If you want something bad enough, keep doing it. I head to a work dinner at Morton's Steakhouse. And golf in LA has become unreasonable and just downright, unfair.

I recount a time where I had the worst calzone I've ever had. I hate Apple products. My WIFI is F**king me. And Zoe and I go on a wild goose chase for our favorite taco truck.

I experience another interesting sauna encounter. Zoe and I celebrate 6 years. I have a little run-in with a bad Starbucks stop. And... Club Soda.

Yet another update on my war with "Hollywood Rides". I talk about some annoying things that happened at training. And of course, some more airport stories.

Of course I would have some technical difficulty with my work computer. I run through the amazing bday dinner with Zoe. And I start to crack into my week in Texas.