Another amazing guest for ya. Please give a warm Just Count To 10 welcome, to Pat Colicchio!

Finally, there's a class action lawsuit against Kia (those pricks). Don't trust TikTok Recipes. Some airport and plane disturbances. And a ton of problems during my trip to Tennessee.

Because I am out of town I recorded this episode so you fine folks would have something to listen to while I was gone. Please give a warm welcome to Luke Allen.

I give you guys a little recap about the cars parked on the street. I go into my unfortunate streak of bad haircuts. I have to get a bunch of tests and vaccines for my new job; don't you just love going to the Doctor's? And my buddy has his bday at Benihana.

How did you wake up this morning? I got woken up by a CHAINSAW. I don't think I can drink alcohol anymore. Lucky me! Why do we use "gallons" as a unit of measurement when describing garbage cans? And I was in a short film...

A few annoying stories from my new job. Including a guy absolutely destroying a Starbucks bathroom. I had a lovely homeless encounter in the beautiful city of Los Angeles. And, I'm at war with a new and powerful enemy.

There's nothing worse than an annoying comic at an open mic. The car wash that I frequent has been overrun by an "up-seller". Zoe and I have a less than stimulating conversation. And I HATE LIPSTICK.

I rehash ISIS, the dog. Fedex loves lying to me about times they'll deliver stuff. And MORE problems with my gym!

Big cities have their perks. But they also can be a huge pain in the a$$. I met a dog names Isis. I met a shameless comic pretending to be the headliner. A guy took a sh*t that smelled so bad I'm suprised the police didn't come. And a little case of domestic abuse occured next door. I had to call 911!

People are getting too ballsy with asking for tips. If you lay down in an airport you're a pig. Why would a business use common sense? And a car salesman f**ks me again!