Just count to 10

People in this society still lack basic skill sets, and common courtesies. I got embarrassed in Whole Foods. And got roped into going to an "industry mixer". 

Zoe is on another trip, so I'm alone again. I have a bone to pick with certain adult film actresses. Going to the vet was actually fun this week. 

I'm a little drunk from work... That probably sounds weird. Being around rich people all day is tough sometimes. I had a great show at The Comedy Store. And 24 Hour Fitness strikes again. 

Zoe left me home alone for a couple days. I had the pleasure of babysitting my nephew, with my Mom. And I went to a festival with my cousin...some good, a lot bad. 

I forgot my craziest celebrity story. Watching videos from the Met Gala makes me sick. And I relapsed today on my drive to work.

Apparently doing nice things now, makes you an a**hole. I almost killed someone at valet on date-night this week. And I recap some fond and crazy memories from my time at Malibu Farm. 

Unless you're paying my pills, don't tell me not to take money from someone. I hate being the "bad cop", but it looks like that's what it's going to be. Another date night with Zoe results in interesting people watching. 

Went up north to see Zoe's family. I'm at the age where I need to sleep in my own bed. I was really annoyed watching The Masters for a stupid reason. And LA loves shutting down The 101. 

Had a great date night with Zoe! I also had a great trip to Utah. But of course had some bumps along the way. 

I have gotten more tickets in the last month than I have gotten in the last 2 years! Oh, I am not a man. So I had to call the plumber.