We're back from a brief winter hiatus! Janice decides to crawl back to the Mattress King. Chandler steals her shoe. Monica, Rachel, and Ben bang. The Friends disturb Ugly Naked Guy as he tries to air out his gut by the window. In Friends News, you'll never guess why Courtney Cox won't give up her Malibu home! Becka tries to extend Chris an olive branch in Friends Trivia. The branch pierces Chris's eye, blinding him.

We are introduced to the Mattress King, who lures in Monica with pillow-topped prices too low to pass up! Janice continues to neglect her baby. Maybe. Who knows. Joey teaches a class about the pubic-hair-removal method of acting. Phoebe punches Joey repeatedly. Mr. Green is not amused by Ross. Friends News is as topical as ever! Friends Trivia hits the hay.

How did they all meet?!? Who will hook up?!? How would Chandler look with a goatee?!? Did Mr. Heckles (R.I.P.) play the oboe?!? Finally some answers in a very funny flashback episode. Rachel is expert at hiding her island roots. Joey gives Monica some full frontal. Ross's marriage crumbles. Friends News is creamy and delicious. Friends Trivia takes us back to flashier times.

Giovanni Ribisi returns as Phoebe's pyromaniacal half-brother who's just trying to get some full release in the city. Joey has two functional arms again and wants to show it off by crafting hideous furniture. Chandler wants to have sex with a cartoon. And Isabella Rossellini puts Ross in his place. Friends News stretches the bounds of what can be considered "Friends news". Friends Trivia gets relative.

Hey, kid! I'm a computer! Friends redeems itself after a couple of subpar episodes. Joey is still in a sling and no one seems to care. Phoebe is an excellent, if overly sensitive, agent. Chandler is hopeless and awkward and desperate for love. Ross is super gender normative. Friends News clears its throat. Friends Trivia digs deep. Who wants a body massage?

Chris and Becka do their best to make the most out of a real snoozer of a Friends episode. Joey has jam-based sex fantasies. Monica quits on all of her plans. Phoebe, Ursula, David Arquette stalking both of them, etc., *yawn*, *snore*. Friends News is pushed to the brink due to a slow Friends-related news week. Friends Trivia delves into the trafficking of fluids.

Chris and Becka are underwhelmed by what is allegedly a fan-favorite episode. Insufferability reigns as no one gets ready for Ross's dinosaur fund raising thing. Joey's balls touch Chandler's clothes, but not before he splatters Phoebe with hummus. Monica demonstrates some very advanced answering machine maneuvers. There's a glass of chicken fat floating around most of the episode. Friends News now comes with its own fanfare. Friends Trivia talks a look behind the idioms.

SEASON 3 BEGINS!!! Joey's new hairstyle embraces a certain offensive description of Italians a little too much. Big-mouth Rachel spreads Ross's sexual fantasy all around town. Chandler and Janice begin to build a life together. Janice has a baby in the mix apparently. Phoebe is just around, doing whatever. New Segment Alert: Friends in the News! What are they up to now? Hopefully something on a weekly basis or this segment will die. Old Segment Reminder: Friends Trivia is a disaster!

After weeks of building suspense by not publishing an episode, we have returned with the finale of season 2! Mindy has transformed into a completely different person. Joey tries to brush up on his same-sex smooching. Chandler probably has cybersex off camera. Rachel ruins another wedding. That's a series wrap on Dr. Burke. Ross is just kind of around. Friends Trivia fights the good fight! Bring on season 3!!!

Friends slaps together some throwaway plots to assemble this filler episode before the finale. In the alternate reality of Friends, no one has had chicken pox. Charlie Sheen guest stars as a guy with a scratching fetish. Joey becomes "Joseph the Processor" and tries to tear down Chandler. Monica and Dr. Burke never leave the bedroom *wink*. Friends Trivia puts Chris's Charlie Sheen knowledge to the test.