Just Friends

We are still alive. We held back this episode to release it along with Part 2. Or we just didn't get around to releasing this last week. Who can remember? A celebrity-jam-packed affair. Marcel is a movie star. Brooke Shields has a wonderful turn as Joey's stalker. A then-living Fred Willard shares some old wisdom regarding monkey death. Friends Trivia is another barn burner! 

Better late than never! is what we always say. Ross overcomes his simmering anti-gay impulses and saves a lesbian wedding. Phoebe's elderly massage patient dies during a session. It goes unspoken but it is likely Phoebe killed her in order to gain her wisdom. Joey smells some farts. Friends Trivia really goes off the rails. There is nothing more you can ask for.

We are live from vacation! David Schwimmer does double duty as Ross and Russ, Rachel's hot new date; it's kind of disappointing. Joey decides he is going to fuck his way to stardom. Fun Bobby returns briefly, only to be quickly replaced with the inferior Sober Bobby. Friends Trivia is a real nail-bitter that ends in the usual way, with Chris in the loser's circle.

Published on time! It's a Friends Christmas special! Monica and Rachel still have no money and a gigantic apartment. The title of the episode is a lie! We never see Phoebe's dad. Current dad theories: reformed member of the Hell's Angels or baby boomer/hippie who sold out to become a pharmacist. Joey has all the zingers. A surprise ending to Friends Trivia you will not see coming!

Just Friends continues to keeps its listeners guessing about when episodes will post! Such excitement! Another Ross-and-Rachel-centric episode that isn't terrible?!? How can it be? Have we seen that last of Julie? Chandler wows everyone with a top of the line PC.  Monica makes maligned Mocklate mush. Chris is perfectly wrong in the Friends Trivia round.

Sorry for the delay, dear listener. Fear not: your favorite inconsistently posted podcast is still going strong. A Rachel and Ross episode?? No thank you. But wait! It's actually good. Ross finds out that Rachel used to be "under him". Everyone pretends Chandler gained weight. Phoebe is super thirsty. Chris is left in a bloody heap after a Friends Trivia slaughtering. What more do you want?

We've returned after our blackout week! David Schwimmer's vanity ruins a great opportunity for allergic reaction humor. Chandler and Joey aren't gay until they need to be. Phoebe is reduced to panhandling outside Central Perk. Friends gets desperate with a slew of uncredited guest stars! Tune in to find out is Chris is up on his abducted children facts. 

Julie is missing!! But no one seems to care. Income inequality threatens to tear the gang apart. Hootie and the Blowfish party down with their legal counsel. Chandler gaslights a woman into a night of forgettable lovemaking. Joey enjoys a soft pretzel. Friends Trivia is supplanted by our new, permanent segment, Hootie and the Blowfish Trivia.

Phoebe has a secret gay husband?!? Or does she?!? Joey was in a porno?!? How many nipples?!? How could this episode disappoint? Well, it does. If you enjoy watching Rachel be insufferable for 15 of the 22 minutes, put this episode on repeat. Becka tries to throw Chris a Friends Trivia bone. Chris does not see the bone coming. Will he turn and see the bone in time?!? Tune in to find out.

Could this episode be any later? We were pretty broken up after the passing of our beloved Mr. Heckles that we took forever getting this episode out. Joey hooks up with a transgender woman. Ross tries to knowledge shame Phoebe. An erotic clock threatens to tear Rachel and Monica apart. If you're tuning in to see if Chris turns his Friends Trivia luck around, you are in for disappointment.