Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword Stacking
Episode 3: Is Halloween Satanic? (or, Melmoth The Sloth Doth Wander)

Join us for the scariest and most thrilling Sexy Nurse Costume Haunted House Scary Halloween Makeup Tutorial of 2022!

On this spooky Halloween October special full of Blood, Gore, Sex, Wolves, and a Werewolf Bar Mitzvah, we present a selection from Chapter 1 of Melmoth The Wanderer by Charles Robert Marturin.

It's the pumpkin carving horror movie fun  Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy and you definitely won't learn How To Toilet Paper a house or make a Horror Movies! (seriously, you won't).

This Top Halloween Costumes of 2022 is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the McDonald's Halloween Pail Haunted Mansion!

2 of 2 new episodes because it's Jaime's Birthday AND our Anniversary! Happy Birthday and Happy Anniversary, Jaime!

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Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword Stacking
Episode 2: Halloween Makeup Tutorial (or, Frank N. Stein: Attorney At Lore)

Join us for the scariest and most thrilling Sexy Nurse Costume Haunted House Scary Halloween Makeup Tutorial of 2022!

On this spooky Halloween October special full of Blood, Gore, Sex, Wolves, and Sanderson Sisters, we dive into Chapter 11 of Frankenstein; Or, The Modern Prometheus by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley. 

It's the pumpkin carving horror movie fun  Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy and you definitely won't learn How To Toilet Paper a house or make a Horror Movies! (seriously, you won't).

This Top Halloween Costumes of 2022 is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the McDonald's Halloween Pail Hocus Pocus 2!

1 of 2 new episodes because it's Jaime's Birthday AND our Anniversary! Happy Birthday and Happy Anniversary, Jaime!

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Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword Stacking
Episode 1: Razor Blade in Candy (or, Dr. Acula is Accepting New Patients)

Join us for the scariest and most Thrilling Sexy Nurse Costume Haunted House Scary Makeup Tutorial of 2022!

On this spooky Halloween October special full of Blood, Gore, Sex, Wolves, and Freddy Krueger,  we dive into a selection from Chapter 3 of Dracula by Bram Stoker. It's the Pumpkin Carving Horror Movie fun Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Halloween Candy and you definitely won't learn How to Toilet Paper a House or how to write a classic Gothic Horror Novel! (seriously, you won't).

This Wednesday Addams Costume is Unique Halloween Treats filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the McDonald's Halloween Pail Laurie Strode The Lost Boys Exorcist Halloween Party Games!

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All through October 2022 it's Just Gonna Read This Season 9: Gothic Horror Keyword Stacking

Join us for the scariest and most thrilling Sexy Nurse Costume Haunted House Scary Halloween Makeup Tutorial of 2022!

On this spooky Halloween October special full of Blood, Gore, Sex, Wolves, and Sanderson Sisters, we dive into Chapter 11 of Frankenstein; Or, The Modern Prometheus by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley.

It's the pumpkin carving horror movie fun  Halloween Pranks Ouija Board Nightmare of all Halloween Costume Ideas. This is the best Gothic Horror Halloween Candy and you definitely won't learn How To Toilet Paper a house or make a Horror Movies! (seriously, you won't).

This Top Halloween Costumes of 2022 is filled with the best Halloween Pranks, Halloween Pick Up Lines, and Halloween Candy since the McDonald's Halloween Pail Hocus Pocus 2!

Just Gonna Read This is a Model Home 146 Production, in association with The National Foolscap Museum and the Masters of Podcasting Program at Artsy Collage.

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This somewhat historically accurate episode is about the great seer of the future, Michael (Mike, Mikey, Mickey) Nostradamus, but even HE didn't see this coming!

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Studies In The Psychic Science of Profane Paint (or Gifted, Not Gifted) employs a device I’ve used in past episodes like The Gettysburg: A Dress and Speculative Philosophy and Bird Neighbours. It's a mixmashup of bits from Studies In The Out-Lying Fields of Psychic Science by Hudson Tuttle (1889) and The Profanity of Paint by William Kiddier (1916).

You are getting very sleepy.

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Any Stick Will Do To Beat A Dog is not about abusing animals. I can't stress that enough. However, it WILL bore you, drowse you (drowse?), and weird you out. Afterward, the sweet dreams of deep slumber and muscle forgiveness will wash over you like like an MRI.

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How Was She Killed? (From The Diary of a New York Detective, December 1894)

Just Gonna Read This is here to put you to sleep. We at the Institute have no doubt, it will be the weirdest thing to ever put you to sleep. It's all for your health and without drugs.  Your peace of mind, your overall wellness, and your mental health will all be satisfied. Engage in a little self-care, and listen to Just Gonna Read This.

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This episode is for Matt.

We open on a Civil War battlefield, a lone Union soldier slowly making his way across the field, dragging his broken leg behind him. The year...1991.

This episode description is a non-sequitur.

Captain Kangaroo came to me in a dream when I was about 4 years old. True story.

Also, this kid from the mid 1700s had serious, and I mean SERIOUS, worms.

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from Wikipedia:

Some Notable Dicks

Some Fictional Dicks

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