Matt and Derek play everyone's favorite high school hypothetical game: F**k, Marry, Kill! If you want to hear Matt vehemently defend Jack Black's honor, than this is the episode for you!

Is ignorance bliss? Where does your soul reside? In this episode, Matt and Derek get deep and profound....kinda.

In this episode, the boys dive into some more "who would win in a fight?" scenarios. Ever want to hear Derek go on a 10 minute tear imagining a fantasy fight between two cartoon mascots in a deli? No? Well, too bad!

In this gem of an episode, Matt and Derek welcome a local vagrant into their studio (Jack Walles) while they attempt to answer some food and feet related questions.

In this one-question episode, Derek regales Matt with stories of his accomplishments this week and Matt pretty much just goes off the rails weighing the pros and cons of immortality as told through the flawless cinematic masterpiece Twilight. Enjoy?

In this episode, you get to witness the forming of a brand new nation, the creation of everyone's new favorite super hero Spider Dick and also Matt becomes James Bond, but better and more responsible. 

The boys are joined by Ms. Kath LeMay as they tackle intellectually stimulating concepts such as useless superpowers, sexy Pokemon and so much more. What better way to kick off the New Year?

It's the most wonderful time of the year and what better way to celebrate it than with your favorite two idiots trying to reshape Christmas in their own ridiculous image?! Happy Holidays, y'all! 

In this very late episode, Derek and Matt hold a mirror up to society and ask the serious questions facing people today, such as "Would you rather be Robo-Cop or Santa?" Also, Derek shoots whiskey out of his nose and dies.

In this episode, Matt and Derek attempt to adjust to their new lives as world-famous podcasters.